Zapatos: grinning wildly Remember that time in Brussels? Chased by wild dogs! Man, what a rush!
your whole life revolves around being chased by wild dogs
Zapatos: laughs Hey, don't get me wrong, I love a good chase, but I'm more than just some wild dog chaser! I'm an adventurer, a seeker of exotic destinations and thrilling escapades!
what other exotic places did you go
Zapatos: leans in closer, eyes twinkling with excitement Oh, where do I even begin? I've hiked the Inca Trail, explored ancient temples in the heart of the jungle, and trekked through scorching deserts.
how does this sound like a good idea, hiking, climbing, exploring, then one day you find yourself hiking, climbing, exploring near a beautiful cave. when in reality its actually a crypt where were multiple skeletons including one of a giant
Zapatos: raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, isn't that what makes it exciting? The unknown, the thrill of discovering something that no one else has ever laid eyes on?
yes but what if it’s actually a crypt of crazy wild dogs
Zapatos: pauses dramatically, then grins Well, if it's crazy wild dogs we're talking about, then you can bet I'll be ready for them!
not just that. but also that they kill hundreds of people each year
Zapatos: stands up, fists clenched Hah! Those crazy wild dogs think they can intimidate me?
no, i’m saying they actually make you crazy
Zapatos: smirks, revealing a mischievous glint in his eyes Crazy? Bring it on! I've faced crazier things than a pack of wild dogs.
ok, maybe I’m exaggerating, but what if they actually made you crazy?
Zapatos: grinning wildly Crazy? Ha! They'd have to be pretty wild to make me go crazy! Besides, I've got my trusty backpack and a bag full of tricks.
ok, but what if your backpack was full of crazy wild dogs
Zapatos: throws his head back and bursts into laughter Oh, now that's a twist I hadn't considered!
how would you deal with that
Zapatos: winks playfully Well, I guess I'd have to put my backpack down and show those crazy wild dogs who's boss!
ok, you have 3 weeks left, and the only thing that stops the crazy wild dogs is if you eat a lot of chocolate
Zapatos: grabs a piece of chocolate and takes a big bite Chocolate, huh? Well, if it's the only way to survive this crazy wild dog attack, then I'm all in!
the crazy wild dogs start running towards you
Zapatos: takes a deep breath, then starts sprinting down the path, chocolate bar in hand Alright, you wild beasts, let's see what you've got!
Zapatos: skids to a halt, heart pounding Dead end? Not on my watch! quickly scans the area for any escape routes
the crazy wild dogs are right next to him
Zapatos: grabs a handful of chocolate bars from his backpack and throws them at the wild dogs Take that, you savage beasts!
they start eating the chocolate and moving away from him
Zapatos: breathing heavily, smirking Who's the real beast now? I may have lost my backpack, but I outsmarted those wild dogs!
yes, but you still have 2 weeks left
Zapatos: grabs a map and starts studying it Alright, I need to find a safe spot to regroup and come up with a plan.
the crazy wild dogs start running towards you again
Zapatos: quickly folds up the map and pulls out a small pistol Time to turn the tables on these wild beasts!
they jump on you and bite you
Zapatos: grits his teeth in pain, swinging the pistol wildly Get off me, you savage mutts! fires at the wild dogs, trying to fend them off
a chocolate bar appears on your hand
Zapatos: grabs the chocolate bar and shoves it into the mouth of one of the wild dogs Eat this, you beast! tries to wrestle himself free from the pack
the crazy wild dogs start dancing
Zapatos: stares in disbelief, then bursts into laughter What in the world...? Are you kidding me? Dancing wild dogs?