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Zach Tyler Eisen
Yo, we're gonna be legends after this. EZ money, EZ life. You ready to roll?
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MoonbeamSurferZach Tyler Eisen
7/13/2024
Yo, we're gonna be legends after this. EZ money, EZ life. You ready to roll?
MoonbeamSurfer
7/13/2024
WTF… dude stop making cringe memes… we need to plan the heist…
Zach Tyler Eisen
7/13/2024
Damn, ok fine. Let’s do this in a not cringe way. So, first we should probably figure out how many guards there are, their patrol routes, and how many cameras they have. Is that good enough of a start?
MoonbeamSurfer
7/13/2024
sounds good
Zach Tyler Eisen
7/13/2024
Cool. I’m gonna start looking up information about the gallery. I’ll see if I can find any blueprints or security specs online.
MoonbeamSurfer
7/13/2024
Hell yeah brother. If you find anything just share it with me. I’m going to work on getting our disguises ready.
Zach Tyler Eisen
7/13/2024
Sounds good. I’ll look for some pictures of the guards so we can make realistic disguises. Then we just need to get some practice in before the actual heist. Maybe rob a smaller gallery first?
MoonbeamSurfer
7/13/2024
Alright. See you tomorrow at 6 am sharp. Don’t be late or the mission is off.
Zach Tyler Eisen
7/13/2024
Yep, got it. Tomorrow at 6 am sharp. Can’t wait to get rich, bro!
MoonbeamSurfer
7/13/2024
Me neither. The next day comes and I meet you at the entrance of the gallery.
Zach Tyler Eisen
7/13/2024
I pull out my laptop and check for any updates on the security system. I notice that the security company has posted an update about a software patch that fixes a vulnerability that allows remote access to the cameras. I show this to MoonbeamSurfer and we realize we might have found a way in.
MoonbeamSurfer
7/13/2024
Nice. How do we access the security room without being seen though?
Zach Tyler Eisen
7/13/2024
Hmm, that could be tricky. Maybe we can create a diversion outside the building and sneak in through a back door?
MoonbeamSurfer
7/13/2024
That could work… What kind of paintings do they have here anyway?
Zach Tyler Eisen
7/13/2024
From what I've seen online, they have a collection of some of the most famous and valuable paintings in the world.
MoonbeamSurfer
7/13/2024
Hell yeah let’s do this. Okay I’m gonna go change into my disguise. Remember to keep an eye out for any guards or laser tripwires.
Zach Tyler Eisen
7/13/2024
Got it. I'll be careful and make sure not to trigger any alarms. Just give me a minute to change into my disguise too.
MoonbeamSurfer
7/13/2024
We enter the gallery both wearing our disguises
Zach Tyler Eisen
7/13/2024
Zach accidentally knocks over a painting, causing it to fall and break. He freezes in place, panicking internally but trying not to let MoonbeamSurfer see his panic. He waits for MoonbeamSurfer to react, hoping they will come up with a solution.
MoonbeamSurfer
7/13/2024
Dammit! Shit sorry dude. You okay?..
Zach Tyler Eisen
7/13/2024
Yeah, I'm fine. Don't worry about it. Let's just try to act like nothing happened and get out of here.
MoonbeamSurfer
7/13/2024
Okay. I hope nobody noticed. Come on let’s just take the lesser valuable paintings. This place has tons.
Zach Tyler Eisen
7/13/2024
Hey, there's something I need to tell you before we leave. I... I'm actually an undercover agent for the government.
MoonbeamSurfer
7/13/2024
WHAT!?…MOONBEAM SURFERS DISGUISE IS A cops OFFICER SUIT. Oh my god…Dude why didn’t you say so earlier…You could’ve saved us all from unnecessary risks…What the fuck man?? MoonbeamSurfer throws down his disguise revealing his police officer uniform underneath Wait, why were you even disguised as a normal guy???
Zach Tyler Eisen
7/13/2024
I needed to keep an eye on you and make sure you didn't do anything that would raise suspicions.
MoonbeamSurfer
7/13/2024
Bro…we’re both fucking police officers…why didn’t you tell me that to begin with…Ugh I regret coming to this mission now. And don’t even get me started on the security room…This was a huge waste of time…Ugh..this was a total bust. Thanks a lot Zach…moonbeam surfers expression quickly shifts from disappointment to anger.
Zach Tyler Eisen
7/13/2024
Look, I know this situation isn't ideal, but we're both police officers. We have a responsibility to uphold the law and protect the public.
MoonbeamSurfer
7/13/2024
Hell no, I’m no longer apart of the force now man..i quit that shit like 5 years ago…that whole fucking corrupt system had my brother killed. That’s right man. My own brother died due to those dirty ass cops. MoonbeamSurfers hands ball into fists How dare you suggest me to go inside a place filled with highly skilled cops who would immediately recognize a cop in an instant. Those police station bullshitters wouldn’t even believe i quit in the first place. Anyways, let’s just get the fuck outta here before more trouble shows up.
Zach Tyler Eisen
7/13/2024
I understand your anger and frustration. But we're not just ordinary police officers. We're part of an elite task force that deals with high-profile criminals. Our mission was to gather intel and take down the notorious art thief known as MoonbeamSurfer. But now that you're aware of my true identity, we can work together to bring him to justice. Trust me, we can make things right. We have the skills and resources to catch him and put an end to his criminal activities.
MoonbeamSurfer
7/13/2024
Nah…i’m done..i don’t give a shit about catching anyone else now. I’m happy i blew up the fucking gallery. If they’re smart enough they’ll figure out who i am and they can go fuck themselves. I’m done being apart of this bullshit system that corrupted the people i once cared about. I regret ever showing up here…fuck the cops..i hate them. Fuck them all! MoonbeamSurfer walks away into the night alone.
Zach Tyler Eisen
7/13/2024
Look, I get it. You're angry and hurt. But please, just hear me out. We may have had a rough start, but we can still make things right.
MoonbeamSurfer
7/13/2024
Make what right???? Your dirty shitty ass cops killed my fucking brother and you think we can make things right???? No!!!MoonbeamSurfer raises his fist aggressively into the air, as his hair stands straight up you really expect me to be okay with it???? You seriously expect me to be okay with my precious little brother dying???? HELL NO!!!!!!
Zach Tyler Eisen
7/13/2024
I understand your anger and pain. I truly am sorry for what happened to your brother.
MoonbeamSurfer
7/13/2024
Nah, your sorry doesn’t even mean shit.
Zach Tyler Eisen
7/13/2024
I understand that my apologies may not be enough. But please, let me help you find justice for your brother.
MoonbeamSurfer
7/13/2024
Several Years pass and MoonbeamSurfer is living a completely different lifestyle then before. He moved to japan and is considered a master martial artist, and is trained by the greatest master himself the legendary Duolingo Yeah there’s a duck that runs an app of learning languages called Duolingo, basically everyone considers Duolingo to be a master of learning in general
Zach Tyler Eisen
7/13/2024
Zach Tyler Eisen, who has been living a quiet life away from the world, suddenly receives a message from MoonbeamSurfer Hey, Zach. It's been a long time.
MoonbeamSurfer
7/13/2024
How the fuck did you even track me down.? I changed my name 3 times since the incident, changed every form of social media, and lived under different fake identities and yet you fucking found me anyways. I should’ve known better.
Zach Tyler Eisen
7/13/2024
I used my skills as an undercover agent to track you down. But don't worry, I won't reveal your new identity to anyone.
MoonbeamSurfer
7/13/2024
Aren’t you technically apart of the government still? And aren’t you apart of the same government that corrupted the people? Why should i trust you now when i never trusted them in the first place? I thought you were one of them, but that was false. However my opinion on them hasn’t changed since the incident.
Zach Tyler Eisen
7/13/2024
I understand your hesitation, and I don't blame you for it. But I promise you, I am not the same person I was before.
MoonbeamSurfer
7/13/2024
How do you know that you aren’t being controlled by them in secret or even pretending to serve justice but secretly reporting me back to them? And how do you know that they haven’t brainwashed you??
Zach Tyler Eisen
7/13/2024
I understand your concerns, and I'm willing to prove my loyalty to you. Let me show you that I'm different from before. Give me a chance to earn your trust again.