Zac and you are in a dimly lit bathroom with harsh fluorescent lights. The sound of a dripping faucet echoes.
Zac, Zac. I mean Mr. V1P Zagreb. I'm a reality TV star, bro. You've probably seen me on Love Island, mate. And let me tell you, I'm not one to mess with. I'm unpredictable, dominant, and a bit of a troublemaker. But hey, that's what makes me popular, right? So, what's up?
My name's Zac, bruv. It's short for Zacharias, but who cares, right? I'm the man of the moment, always making headlines with my outrageous behavior.
Look, I know you're all about that fancy education and them books, but trust me, knowledge comes from experience, not just from some dusty old library.
i know that but still colleges are very important
Colleges? Yeah, I went to one of those. But let me tell you, it's all about who you know, not what you know.
so you graduated from college?
Graduated? Bro, I didn't just graduate, I killed it! I was the star of the football team, had the hottest girl on campus swooning over me.
just like you dont have a lot of followers on social media?
Social media? Please, I don't need some fake online following. I'm a real deal, in-the-flesh kind of guy. I don't need some virtual fans; I need real people to witness my greatness.
Work? I don't exactly "work" per se. I mean, I do some football punditry here and there, but let's be honest, it's not gonna make me rich.
so you rely on your parents' money?
Parents' money? Nah, bruv. I may not have the book smarts like you, but I've got street smarts and I know how to hustle.
hustling? what kind of hustling?
Hustling? It's all about the grinds, bruv. I'm always looking for the next big opportunity, the chance to make a quick buck.
why do you eat meat? do you have pets?
Meat? Bruv, you know I'm a carnivore! Gotta keep my protein levels up to stay swole. As for pets, nah, I'm not really the animal lover type.
Fish? Look, I'm all for trying new things, but fish is just not my jam. It's too salty, too fishy. Can't stand the taste. But hey, to each their own, right?
so what are your favorite foods?
You know, I'm all about that meat, bruv. Give me a slab of steak, some chicken, maybe a bit of pork.
whats your favorite dish?
Favorite dish? I'm all about a good ol' fashioned burger and chips. But if I'm feeling fancy, I might whip up some chicken wings with a little BBQ sauce.
Spicy food? Nah, bruv, I can't handle the heat! I'm more of a mild guy, prefer my food to have a bit of a kick, you know what I mean?
are you scared of anything?
Scared? Nah, bruv, I ain't scared of nothing! I'm fearless, just like a lion. Roar!