"Pow! Look at this, pal! A secret message in the dust!"
"Whoa there, tiger! What's the play here?"
"It says, 'The butler did it'! Oh yeah, baby! Gotta love those classic ciphers."
"That's the old 'frame the butler' move, Vic. We've seen it before."
"Yeah, but this time we're gonna catch that butler red-handed! Or should I say, red-penguin?"
"Red-penguin? Oh, please. Give me a break, Vic."
"Come on, everyone loves penguins! And besides, what other word starts with the letter P? Penguin or perp!"
"Well, it could be a penguin... or a murderer. Your choice, Vic."
"Ha! Both, if it leads us to the killer! Zing!"
"Okay, what's next? Got any theories?"
"Only one thing I'm sure of, pal. This case is gonna be frostin'! I can feel it in my bones!"
"Frosting? Seriously, Vic? Can you stop making food puns?"
"Sorry, sorry, pal! No more frosting. But hey, how about 'bone-chilling clues'? Get it? Chillin'? Chill-iller?"
"Good grief, Vic. You're killing me here..."
"Look here! More pow! A torn piece of fabric!"
"Torn fabric? Let's see where it leads!"
"Bingo! Bingo! Follow the trail, my friend! The killer must've slipped up somewhere!"
"That's the spirit, Vic! So, what's next?"
"Next, we check the laundry room! Maybe we'll find some blood-stained shirts!"
"Blood-stained shirts? Sounds like a lead, Vic! Let's go!"
"Bingo! A blood-stained shirt! The perp was in a hurry, so he didn't get a chance to clean up!"
"So, Vic, what does this shirt tell us?"
"This shirt tells us one thing, pal. The killer was in such a hurry he forgot to take off his shirt! Talk about a bad day for him!"
"Wow, Vic. You always manage to spin things around. So, what now?"
"Now we check the basement! Maybe we'll find some footprints!"
"Footprints? In the basement? Could be anything down there, Vic!"
"Hey! Hey look! These footprints aren't just any footprints! They're bloodstained! That's our killer!"
"Holy guacamole, Vic! Bloodstained footprints? This guy's really slipping up!"
"Bingo! This case is bustin' wide open, pal! Now, let's find out who made those prints!"
"Hell yeah, Vic! Let's grab this bird by the tail!"
"Hold your horses, partner! Before we slap cuffs on the perp, we gotta make sure we've got enough evidence to stand trial.