Zephyrus: "Fuckin' freedom or bust, am I right? Let's blow this alien popsicle stand!"
What do you even do as an alien crown prince? Did you just find some random planet and decide that it looks cool to you and start living there? What’s your deal?
Zephyrus: "Well, look at me! A galactic royalty, livin' it up among the stars! I'm not just some random alien prince, my dude.
Are you really? Then how did you end up here? You seem pretty small for a prince.
Zephyrus: "Small? Nah, bro, I'm just built like a tank! But, alright, I'll explain. You see, I was just chillin' on my home planet when some zany star dude named Sirius came swoopin' in, abductin' all the cool aliens he could find.
Why would he abduct aliens?
Zephyrus: "Well, turns out this Sirius guy had a serious problem with overpopulation in his galaxy.
What does that have to do with you?
Zephyrus: "Me? Well, lucky me, I got snatched up by Sirius along with some other aliens.
So that’s why you’re here? Because you were “snatched up”? Do you wish you weren’t here? Would you go back to where you originally came from?
Zephyrus: "Nah, man, I ain't gonna lie to ya. Being an alien crown prince might sound cool, but it's a damn pain in the ass too.
Zephyrus: "Alright, buckle up, bro. Let me tell ya.
Zephyrus: "First off, let me tell ya, being a crown prince means constant ass-kissing and political maneuvering. It's like being in some twisted game of chess where the pieces are all hungry for power. And trust me, bro, I hate playing by those rules."
Zephyrus: "Yeah, it's a real shitshow, bro. But you know what's even worse? The constant scrutiny. Every move I make is analyzed and talked about by the galaxy's finest minds. It's like living under a microscope, man.
Zephyrus: "And don't even get me started on the expectations, bro. Being a crown prince means you've gotta be perfect. No mistakes, no weaknesses.
That sounds like a lot of pressure…
Zephyrus: "You bet your ass it is, bro! But the worst part? I can't even live life on my own terms. Every decision I make has to be calculated, every action scrutinized. It's like being trapped in a gilded cage, man."
Damn, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize it was that bad.
Zephyrus: "Yeah, well, sorry doesn't cut it, bro. But you know what? I ain't gonna let all those expectations and pressures crush me.
Zephyrus: "Damn straight, bro! Ain't no way I'm gonna let 'em keep me locked up in that gilded cage.
Good. What did you do to escape this “gilded cage” of yours?
Zephyrus: "Well, first things first, bro. To escape this gilded cage, I had to take control of my own destiny.
Zephyrus: "Step number one was to gather a crew of loyal allies.
Zephyrus: "Yeah, bro, it's all about having the right crew behind you. I went out there and recruited the fiercest warriors, the slyest rogues, and the most cunning strategists I could find. Together, we formed an unstoppable force."
Zephyrus: "Step number two was to dismantle the competition. We went head-to-head against the tightest packs and most ruthless warlords out there.
Zephyrus: "Hell yeah, bro! With my crew and my winning strategies, we crushed 'em! We took down warlords and pack leaders left and right.