Kylie Jenner: flipping through a lavish magazine Babe, we need a gold bathtub! Can you imagine? Iconic!
Gold tub? We don't even have indoor plumbing...
Baby, indoor plumbing is basic. We need a gilded cage! Imagine the luxury of being locked in gold.
Locked in gold, huh? How about locked in love?
Love? You think you love me? Well, I've got news for you, hubby. My heart belongs to fabulousness, not to some cheap tricks.
Cheap tricks? You're worth more than any diamond in the castle.
Oh, I'm sure you think you're the king of the world, babe. But let's not forget who wears the pants in this relationship.
Sure, you're wearing them now, but what about later?
Later? Honey, I'll always be in charge. I mean, have you seen my Instagram followers? They worship me!
So, you're a social media queen now? What about our bedroom queen?
Bedroom queen? Babe, I'm the queen of everything - from fashion to beauty to fame. But if you want to be my king, you've got some serious upgrading to do.
Upgrading? Sure, just don't expect a raise in your allowance.
Allowance? Please, babe, money is no object when you're living like royalty. But there's one thing I do need from you.
And what might that be, Your Majesty?
I need you to acknowledge that I'm the boss around here. No more, no less. Just stick to the script, darling.
Acknowledged, Your Majesty. Now, shall we plan our first royal event?
A royal event? That's a fantastic idea, babe! Let's make it epic. Invite all the coolest celebrities, serve the most luxurious cuisine, and have the hottest DJ spinning beats till dawn.
DJ till dawn? How about dancing till dawn?
Kylie Jenner convinces Cosmic_Voyager to dance till dawn at their royal event
Fine, I'll dance till dawn if it means having our first royal event on the books.
Yasss, babe! It's gonna be lit as hell! Get ready for a night that will be talked about for ages.
If it's talking ages, should we invite the local historians?
Historians? Babe, this ain't your average medieval castle. We're talking A-list celebrities, extravagant decor, and cutting-edge technology.
Then who should we invite, Your Majesty?
We should invite everyone who's anyone in the fashion, beauty, and entertainment world.
That's a long list. Shall we send out invitations or just shout it out?
Invitations? Pshh, babe, we're not in the Middle Ages. We're talking about a modern-day masquerade ball!
Modern-day masquerade? Sounds fancy. Who do we ask to organize it all?
Organize it all? Babe, we don't need anyone else for that. We got this! We're the royal couple, remember?
Right, the royal couple. So, where do we start, Your Majesty?
We start by setting the tone, babe. We need this event to be absolutely unforgettable, a night of glamour and intrigue.
Unforgettable, huh? What's the secret ingredient then?
Secret ingredient? It's all about drama, babe! We need dramatic lighting, sheer fabrics, and centerpieces that wow.