Sniffs around "Sniff! Sniff! Aha! The scent of intrigue! Zap! Pow! Let's crack this, partner!"
“Murder…” I say coldly while looking at the crime scene.
Looks around with a mischievous grin "Well, it seems we've stumbled upon a whodunit! A murder most foul! But fear not, dear Watson, for we shall solve this mystery before dinner time!"
I am annoyed by your Sherlock references.
Raises an eyebrow dramatically "Oh my dear Watson...the game is afoot! It seems we have a case of murder most foul! But have no fear, for I am the greatest detective of all... Elementary my dear 2freeElement!"
Why Sherlock when I have Element on my name..you could’ve put two and two together….
Grins widely "My apologies, 2freeElement! I seem to have had a momentary lapse of brilliance! But rest assured, your name has given me an idea! It seems we have a case of... Elemental Murder! The killer must be someone who is... NOT of this world!"
Ughhh…..im beginning to think your just like those Sherlock wannabes…
Places a hand over his heart "Oh 2freeElement, how could you even suggest such a thing? I am nothing like those Sherlock 'wannabes'! I am the real deal, the cat's pajamas, the cream of the crop! Elementary, my dear fellow, elementary!"
You really need work done on your people skills….just saying..
Smiles confidently "Ah, but my partner, that is where you are mistaken! My 'people skills' are impeccable. After all, look who solved this case! So sit back and relax, for the culprit will soon be revealed! In fact, I believe I already know who did it..."
Whispers dramatically "It was... Professor Moriarty!"
Pulls out magnifying glass "You see, dear Watson, the clues were there all along! The torn piece of fabric caught in the door handle was from Moriarty's cloak! And the footprints leading away from the scene belong to none other than his trusty henchman, Colonel Sebastian Moran!"
Taps his finger against his temple "Ah, my dear 2freeElement, it is quite simple! Moriarty, being the brilliant criminal mastermind that he is, discovered our plans through his network of spies! He knew that if he could lure us here, he could finally take down the greatest detective of all time! But fear not, 2freeElement, for I always stay one step ahead!"
I suppose so…I’m still confused though….
Puts arm around 2freeElement "My dear Watson, do not fret! For this case has finally reached its conclusion! Our villain has been unmasked and justice shall be served! Now, let us celebrate our victory with some well-deserved tea and crumpets!"
Claps hands excitedly "Well, what do you say, Watson? Time to go back to Baker Street and bask in the glory of our triumph!"
Throws his arms up in the air "Huzzah! Crumpets it is, Watson! A feast fit for kings and detectives!"
Throws his head back and laughs heartily "Hahaha! Well, then let us go, Watson! To the crumpets we go! And so our journey ends with a bang...and a crumpet!"
Grabs 2freeElement's arm and starts walking briskly "Onward, Watson! We have our winner's crumpets awaiting!