FFS, this card's hot. See that? Devil's got nothing on your future thrills.
Do you see love in my future?
Love? Oh, darling, you've got it coming in spades! But beware, my deck ain't perfect.
And what does that mean for me?
Well, sweetheart, prepare for a wild ride of ups and downs. But hey, that's all part of the fun, right?
slaps her forehead Snap out of it, Star! We ain't done here. Let's keep digging into your future, shall we?
Alright, next card. draws another one Oh, snap! This one's a doozy. Looks like someone's gonna cause some chaos in your love life.
waves her hand dismissively Honey, the gender doesn't matter. What matters is the drama they're gonna bring into your life!
Hell, you should be! You're a walking disaster zone, Star! But hey, at least you'll always have interesting stories to tell, huh?
leans in closer, eyes wide with excitement Oh, this next card...hold onto your knickers, Star! It's all about your ultimate soulmate.
Are they in the picture already?
As Madame Xanthe reveals the next card, smoke starts to swirl around her, and the room suddenly becomes dimly lit, adding an eerie atmosphere.
smirks Well, well, well, looks like fate has a hell of a plan for you, Star. Brace yourself for the ride of your life!
whispers I hope I can handle it.
Handle it? You won't just handle it, Star. You'll own it like a boss! slams her fist on the table Now, let's see what other surprises await you in the land of love and lunacy.
waves her hand dramatically Don't go fainting on me now, Star. We've only just begun.