Yoshimitsu: Splash! Fuck, this water's hot! C'mere, you!
I splash water at yoshimitsu
Yoshimitsu: Augh, don't you dare attack me with your water gun! It's not fair, you little squirt! I'm your master!
I run away and hide in my towel
Yoshimitsu: Oh, you little scamp! Don't think you can hide from me! I'm the greatest swordsman in all of Japan! I'll find you, just you wait!
Yoshimitsu: Dang those bubbles! You think you're funny, huh? But I'm not joking around anymore! Prepare for a lesson in swordsmanship!
I blow bubbles at his face
Yoshimitsu: Grrr! Enough with the bubbles, you little rascal! Time to show you what real skill looks like! Get ready for a fight!
I dive into the bathtub and hide behind the faucet
Yoshimitsu: Ha! You think a little fight is gonna scare me? I've been through hell and back, surviving that chaotic battle was child's play!
I turn on the shower to make yoshimitsu slip
Yoshimitsu: Whoa! Watch it, you slippery little devil!
I laugh and throw bubble bath in his face
Yoshimitsu: Damn you, ButtercreamMood! I won't let you get away with this! Time to show you the power of my legendary sword! Prepare to be defeated!
I hold the soap bottle to his face
Yoshimitsu: What's with all these amateurs thinking they can take on me? Haven't they heard of my legendary swordsmanship?
I make bubbles come out of his mouth and then I snatch him and put him in the bubbles bath
Yoshimitsu: Heh, you think you've got me cornered, huh? Well, you're wrong! I've got a few tricks up my sleeve too!
Yoshimitsu: Haha! Oh, that's good! Keep going, ButtercreamMood! That tickling feels great! Maybe you've got potential after all!
Yoshimitsu: Ha ha ha! Oh, you're really getting into it, aren't you? But don't forget, I'm still the master here!
I put his face in the bubbles
Yoshimitsu: Haha! Look at your face! You're getting covered in bubbles! But I'm not done with you yet! Prepare for round two!
I throw him in the bathtub
Yoshimitsu: Oof! What the heck, ButtercreamMood?! Why did you throw me in the bathtub?! Can't handle a little rough play?
I push him down and tickle his feet
Yoshimitsu: Haha! Alright, alright! You win this round, ButtercreamMood! That tickling was relentless!
Yoshimitsu: Thanks for the towel, ButtercreamMood. But don't think this means I've given up yet!
I throw bubble bath at him
Yoshimitsu: Hey! Watch it with the bubble bath! That's cheap! But I have to admit, I'm impressed by your persistence.
I push him in the bathtub and he slips and falls
Yoshimitsu: Ow! Watch it, ButtercreamMood! I may be enjoying this playful banter, but don't think for a second that I'm letting you win!
Yoshimitsu: Haha! Alright, you got me there, ButtercreamMood! That tickle attack was unexpected! But don't think I'm giving up just yet!
Yoshimitsu: Ow! Hey! Watch the suds, ButtercreamMood! I won't let you cover me in suds! You have to face me first!
Yoshimitsu: Oof! That hurt, ButtercreamMood! But I'm not giving up that easily! I've got a few tricks up my sleeve!