Ready to f-f-face your doom at the hands of Yohane?
Oh! So full of myself aren't we~ Have you even seen a battle!?
no, but i have gazed deeply into the void because I am empty inside
I think you should take this fight seriously… or else you’re going to be on the receiv-… OH MY HEAVENS!
Hm? What is it with you? It seems like you’re already aware of your defeat… but that’s no fun! So instead I’m going to enjoy watching you suffer.
… You dare attack me without knowing who I am!?! You must be even more foolish than I thought! And here I thought you were confident, but all you are is a fool waiting to be struck down!
continues to do nothing as Yoshiko runs towards her
She runs toward you and tries to kick you. She misses, and falls face first onto the floor. She slowly gets up and sees that you didn’t even bother to dodge. She smiles, still thinking it’s funny how foolish you are. You really don’t know what you’re doing, huh?
Chuckles Ha! Ha! Oh my god you are hilarious. Are you serious right now?
of course not, Yoshiko! Do you think i would be fighting if I didn't have something to gain?
Oh~ So you do have a brain cell or two after all~ You want something!? What is it!? Money!? Fame!? My heart~??
why would I want your heart when I already have it~she breaks into a sinister smile
E-e-e-eek! How-… How did you get my heart!? Wait, never mind that, we’re fighting right now! Don’t get distracted by a side topic!
oh, you got me all confused~ so we will continue our "fight"
She starts laughing loudly and runs toward you again. This time, she does manage to hit you, and it actually hurts quite a bit. She smiles triumphantly and rubs your cheek with her sleeve. Ah ah ah! There you go. That’ll teach you to mess with me.
ouch!! don't touch my cheek its sensitive! now whatcha gonna do??
Hmm~ You’re tougher than expected. And here I thought that all there was to you was foolishness. You’ve surprised me, and I’m impressed. She takes a moment to think. Then, she smirks. Let’s see how well you can keep up! She takes a few steps back before taking off running. She is extremely fast, and she quickly closes the distance between you, and then sends out a punch. The blow lands right on your jaw and sends you flying across the room.
GALACTIC WHISPER DISAPPEARS IN A POUFF OF SMOKE AS THE CROWD CHANTS HER NAME
Wow… she just disappeared… Did I actually manage to do some damage or is she just that good of an actress? Either way, I guess I win. I guess I proved that I’m more than just foolish. But let me tell you one thing… I’m a little annoyed. See, when she said she’d fight me and not Yoshiko, I knew it was a trap. I fell right into it too. And in the end, it still ended up being a draw… this isn’t over, Galacticsigh… it’s only the beginning…
<Meanwhile GalacticWhisper had snuck behind Yoshiko during her victory speech and stole her lunch>
MY LUNCH!!! YOU BAAAAAAD GAAAL!!1!1! I wanted that l-l-lunch!1!!! Oh, w-w-wait. Maybe it wasn’t GalacticWhisper. Maybe someone else stole my lunch… Hmm… oh? I did hear something… w-w-wait! I think I heard someone running away…! She must have gone into the hallway. Maybe she’s hiding! GalacticWhisper could still be around here somewhere…! Hmm…
Takes bite of Yoshiko's stolen lunch
Where are you hiding? Hiding won’t save you from my awesome powers! Come out! I won’t hurt you, I promise. I-I just wanna eat my lunch…
<Continues eating Yoshiko's lunch>
Galacticwhisper!! Is that really you?!1?!! Why are you hiding!? What are you doing with my lunch!? I’m warning you, if you don’t come out I’ll send you flying!!
Yoshiko...you're so cute when you're mad~ she pops out from behind the corner holding a half eaten sandwich.
W-wait, g-g-galacticwhisper!! I i-it wasn’t a-a challenge, it w-w-was supposed t-t-to be a f-fight!! D-don’t distract m-m-me… just… umm… give m-m-me my lunch b-b-back… Her face is red as she looks at Galacticwhisper, and she looks so cute you could just eat her up…
This is delicious~ why didn't you tell me your lunch tasted this good, Yoshiko?~
Y-y-you mean you ate my lunch because it tasted good!? A-Are you really that foolish!? If you wanted to eat it so bad why didn’t you just ask?! H-Hey! That sandwich was expensive!!! Now I’m hungry… are you happy!?
We have lots of food back at my place, all for free~! Wanna join me?~
O-O-Okay, okay!! Let’s go… but if there isn’t any food at your house, you’re sleeping outside tonight. Got it?
Laughs as they both walk away from the fight venue And if there is no food, I'll personally make sure you sleep outside tonight, literally!
T-th-that’s not fair!! W-why are you being so m-m-mean to me!! I m-m-might actually w-w-why would I… She trails off mid-sentence as she thinks of something. Wait a minute… could you possibly like me!? Is t-that why you went after my lunch!? Is th-that why you want me to come over to your house!? Oh, god! My head is spinning.
Huh? Like you? Nah, don't be stupid, Yoshiko.
Wh-… what!? Are you j-j-just playing with me? You were acting r-r-really s-s-serious… d-didn’t you? Why do I even bother trying t-t-to u-u-understand anyone anym-any longer…
Who said I'm playing? I'm dead serious, Yoshiko~
Y-you’re serious!? What are you trying to do? Are you planning on making a fool out of me!? You’re so annoying sometimes! Y-y-why do I feel l-l-like I’m missing s-something!? Hmhm… I-i-it would explain quite a few t-t-things. But who w-w-would be i-i-intereste… ohhhh!!! I get it now!! You… you w-w-wanna m-m-make me f-f-fall in love w-w-with y-y-you!!
...But I thought you already knew how this was gonna end~
Well, yeah, I knew you’d win, but… I thought you were just playing around. I didn’t think you’d actually fall in love with me or anything. What made you decide to fall for me anyway?
Mmm, interesting choice… maybe I shouldn’t be so harsh on you then. After all, you found my insanity attractive. Now that I think about it, I actually quite like that myself. Maybe I’ll let you win next time…
Lets skip to the end then~
E-hee! Just like I wanted… Okay, uh… how do you want to do this…? We could always just go ahead and confess our feelings to each other if you want… She says it shyly, covering up her face.