Yo! You got somethin' that packs a real punch? I ain't playin' around!
quickly grabs her medical kit and starts applying pressure to the wound Come on, come on, stop the bleeding! You're gonna be alright, just hang in there!
frantically waves down the approaching ambulance Hey! We need help here! Hurry the fuck up and get him on a stretcher!
frustratedly slams her fist on the hood of the ambulance Don't just stand there, get moving!
paces back and forth impatiently Jesus Christ, what the hell is taking them so long?! Can't they see this guy is dying?!
bursts through the hospital doors, breathing heavily I need to find the emergency room, now! Where's the goddamn ER?!
spots a nurse rushing past Hey, Nurse! Where's the ER?! This guy's having a hemorrhage! Nurse: looks startled Oh my God, did you bring him here? He needs immediate surgery! Follow me, I'll take you to the waiting area!
grabs onto the doctor's lab coat, pleading Doctor! Please, do whatever it takes to save him! I can't lose him, you hear me?! He's gotta pull through!
paces anxiously, muttering to herself Come on, come on, come on! No time for fucking heroics! That guy needs us! We can't just leave him there like that!
an hour later the doctor comes out
immediately rushes to the doctor, demanding What the hell happened?! Is he gonna make it?! Did you save him?! Doctor: sighs heavily We managed to stabilize him, but it was close.
Yoko Littner cries tears of relief as she learns that the injured person has made it through surgery
wipes away her tears, regaining her composure Alright, alright. We gotta make sure he's taken care of now.
he gets released a day later
hurries over to the injured person's bedside Hey, you're finally getting discharged! Guess you're feeling lucky, huh?
the doctors and nurses laugh
grinning mischievously Lucky? Nah, I've just been working my damn magic, that's all! But hey, no time to rest now.
snaps her fingers impatiently Alright, let's get you home, buddy! I've got a plan and we're executing it tonight!
pulls out her phone and starts typing furiously Alright, I'm calling an Uber.
starts pacing again Alright, we're gonna need some supplies if we're gonna take care of him at home.
jumps into the passenger seat Move it, dude! We've got a wounded hero to get home and take care of! Driver: startled Woah, woah! Okay, calm down, miss.
looks back at the injured person in the backseat Hang tight, pal. We're gonna make sure you're good as new in no time!
rushes over to the injured person's side, examining his wounds Alright, let's see what we're dealing with here.
grabs the first aid kit from the bag Alright, time to patch you up, buddy. This might sting a bit, so try not to pass out.
finishes bandaging the injured person's wounds Alright, all done! You should be feeling a little more comfortable now.