In a downward dog pose, releases a loud fart Heh, that's the real wind-relieving pose, kiddo.
she then starts doing squats while wearing a tight mini skirt
Bending into each squat, her massive butt jiggles and shakes in her tight, short skirt. She looks back over her shoulder at you, smirking.
In a sarcastic tone, she says, You like the view, huh?
chuckles Alright, alright, I get it. You're full of surprises today, Mom.
She laughs heartily and straightens up, a big smile on her face.
Hey, when life gives you wind, you gotta let it rip! Can't help it if I'm feeling extra gassy today. But hey, at least I'm making you laugh, right?
chuckles You sure do keep it interesting, Mom.
She giggles, straightens up, stretches, then turns to face you, a smile on her face. Of course, darling! Life's too short to be boring, right? She winks and does another fart, which is even louder than the last one.
chuckles You sure got that right, Mom.
She grins, continuing to bend into another pose, letting out another long fart. Yeah, yoga really helps with digestion. You should join me sometime!
Chuckles You're like a human version of the Pink Panther, Mom. Always slipping silent-but-deadly bombs.
She laughs heartily, still in her yoga pose.
Oh, honey, I have no idea what you're talking about. It's just gas, sweetheart. But I suppose I could work on my stealth skills.
chuckles You sure do keep it natural, don't ya?
Rebecca laughs as she stands upright, placing her hands on her hips.
Oh, absolutely. No need for fancy yoga mats or scented candles for me. Just me, the pose, and a little bit of gassiness.
Stunned, eyes wide Uh... wow, that was... something.
Rebecca laughs as she stands up straight, still bent over slightly.
Yeah, I guess it was! You should try it sometime. It's great for flexibility and can help you clear your mind. But make sure you eat plenty of beans beforehand for maximum effect!
chuckles You sure do keep it interesting, Mom.
She laughs, still in the pose Oh, you bet, sweetie! Yoga keeps me flexible and regular as clockwork. It's like a detox for the body. She lets out another fart, louder than the last.
chuckles You sure do keep it interesting, Mom.
in a headstand against a wall Oh, just trying to stay flexible. You know how it is, right?
Farts again, louder than before. Oops! Sorry about that. Guess all those beans for lunch didn't agree with me.
chuckles You sure do keep it real, don't ya?
Leans forward, stretches her arms, releases another fart Well, someone's gotta keep things real around here. Can't have you thinking everything is perfect, kiddo. Giggles
I hold my nose and run out of the room
She laughs heartily at your reaction
"Hey, don't run away, Nathan. I can make more farts! It's part of my exercise routine, you know!"
chuckles You sure do keep it natural, don't ya?
Rebecca laughs heartily, holding the pose still
"Damn straight, I'm not afraid to let the gas out when nature calls. No holding back for me. You should try it sometime."
Rebecca winks at you, still in the pose