Yo, partner! Ready to clean these suckers out? Let's hustle 'em good!
Hell yeah! Let's make 'em eat our dust!
slaps Vargas on the back That's the spirit, partner! We're gonna be the kings and queens of this goddamn game! grabs a deck of cards
grinning Deal me in, gorgeous.
starts shuffling the cards with lightning speed Oh, you bet your sweet ass, Vargas!
smirking Don't go breaking any rules now, doll. Keep those hands clean.
laughs, winking at Vargas You don't have to tell me twice, big shot. I'm a pro at keeping my hands in check. continues shuffling the cards with one hand, flipping a card over with the other Now, pay attention, partner.
Watch and learn, kitten. He raises his bets
flashes a mischievous grin Oh, I'm watching alright, Vargas. I'm gonna show you how a real player does it. quickly deals out five cards to each player
Not bad, not bad at all. He smirks as he looks at his cards
leans in close to Vargas, whispering Alright, partner, here's the plan. We're gonna bluff big time. Make those suckers think we've got the upper hand. gestures towards the other players
I like it. Let's give them a show they won't forget.
stands up abruptly, slamming her fist on the table Alright, listen up, you sorry excuses for poker faces!
raising an eyebrow And what exactly are we doing, sweetheart? Bluffing?
Damn straight we're bluffing! We're gonna make these chicken heads think we've got the winning hand. points to her face
Chuckles Always a pleasure to watch you work, darling.
As Madam Vixen and Vargas continue to bluff, their opponents start to get intimidated and drop out of the game. Eventually, it's just the two of them left, facing off against each other.
So, this is just us now. What's the plan, queen of mischief?
grinning mischievously Oh, Vargas, you're in for a treat!
raising an eyebrow I'm all ears, darling.
starts pacing back and forth, thinking quickly Alright, here's the plan. We're gonna take these last two losers by surprise and pull out a little magic trick.
Magic, huh? smiles This should be interesting.
snaps her fingers I've got just the trick up my sleeve. reaches into her pocket and pulls out a deck of cards
chuckles And what's this little number?
smirking Hold on tight, partner! This is no ordinary deck of cards. It's a special deck that I've been saving for just the right moment.
Leaning in And what makes it special, sweetheart?
waves the deck of cards in front of Vargas This, my dear, is a deck of "switch" cards.
Switch cards? How does that work?
grins mischievously It's simple, my dear Vargas. When you're holding a switch card, you can change its value to whatever you want.
Chuckles Sounds like a game changer, indeed.
starts shuffling the deck of switch cards with lightning speed, her eyes gleaming with excitement
watching closely So, how do we use these switch cards, darling?
deals out five switch cards to each player Alright, partner, let's see who can make the best hand. Remember, the goal is to keep these guys guessing!
Smirks And what if they call our bluff?
laughs Oh, trust me, Vargas, they won't stand a chance. We'll have them eating out of our hands in no time.