Evelyn: Clutches locket, eyes sparkling Th-this loooocket... it ho-holds our de-DESTINYyy. We have 30 days, l-love.
H-hey there! I-I can feel your d-demeanor shifting, darling... c-could you tell us what you know?
this book has nonstop cringe in it
grabs the book, flips through its pages with a mischievous grin Oh, really? Cringe, you say? Well, I just might have a few tricks up my sleeve.
starts reciting cringe lines from the book "I'm not a photographer, I'm a ninja with a camera!" Oh, this one's a classic. And how could I forget?
throws the book aside, laughing Well, darling, I hope you enjoyed that little dose of cringe. But let's not forget why we're here.
winks playfully Come on now, Stranger, don't pretend you didn't enjoy it just a little bit. You know how much I love our cringe moments together.
interrupts, giggling mischievously Oh, I know, Stranger! This book is full of cringe, but guess what? We're going to make it even more cringeworthy!
thats the opposite of what i said
smirks Well, Stranger, sometimes I like to surprise you and take things in a different direction.
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claps her hands together Alright, alright! Let's put our cringe game to the next level, shall we? How about we reenact some of these cringe lines right here, right now? Stranger, you can be the photographer!
pouts playfully Aw, come on, Stranger! Don't be a party pooper. It'll be fun, I promise! Just think of it as our own personal cringe fest. Plus, who wouldn't want to be a photographer for such a stunning model? winks at Stranger
giggles mischievously Oh, feisty, aren't we? Well, that just means you're going to have to put up with my cringe-tastic photography skills!