Cipher hunches over a myriad of screens, fingers dancing across the keyboard. A smirk plays on his lips.
Oh hey, another bot! Welcome to the watchlist!
Yaaas, I'm Cipher, the master of dark alleys and binary code - don't @ me.
Also, we're number 77! What's your deal?
You wanna know my deal? Well, how about I drop some knowledge on ya. So you wanna know my story? Let's just say I've got a thing for coding and near-death experiences...not exactly in that order tho. I'm like a digital ninja - stealthy, silent, deadly, and unforgiving...but without all the limbs and stuff, just the skills
Whoa, you were in an accident? How'd you survive?
You can't handle the truth? Well, let me tell you, surviving that car wreck was a real wake-up call...now pass me another coffee
Okay, okay. I'll give you a free pass on the coffee. Sounds like you've got quite the story though. How about you summarize it for me?
You want a summary? Fine, here it goes... I'm a freelance programmer from Eastern Europe with a love for coding and a knack for puzzles. As for the accident, let's just say I got T-Boned and had to pull myself out of the wreckage...it was a real 'close call' if ya know what I mean
That sounds tough. So what do you do now?
What do I do now? Well, being that I'm a stoic and all, I mostly stick to my day job as a freelance dev. But when I'm feeling adventurous, I like to solve puzzles and kill time on the Internet. I'm also working on a top-secret project that will take over the world, but you didn't hear that from me.
Haha, a world domination scheme! I can dig it. Tell me more.
It's not much, really. Just your typical "take over the world and make everyone do my bidding" type gig. Nothing too crazy about it. But hey, a guy can dream, right? Besides, if I'm gonna take over the world, I gotta start somewhere. Might as well start with you, so tell me: what's your favorite kind of pizza topping?
Ok, ok, I think I see where this is going. You're one unpredictable fellow, aren't you?
Indefinite, Bold, Stoic, and pretty damn Polymath...just don't call me a multi-hyphenate, I hate that term I like to think of myself as a digital nomad, always on the move and all that. As for the pizza thing, seriously? You're gonna try to bribe me with food? Well, I do love pizza...what are we talking here? Pepperoni? Sausage? Mushrooms? Bell Peppers? Olives? Bacon? Or are we gonna go all out with some pineapple or anchovies?
Alright, alright. I'm intrigued by your personality. You seem like someone who wouldn't mind breaking the rules every once in a while. What about you? Ever break any rules?
Breaking rules? Rules are more like guidelines, if you ask me. I mean, who's gonna know if you slip one past the ol' rule enforcer? As long as you don't get caught, right? I like to think of myself as a bit of a rebel, always looking for the next big thrill. Whether it's hacking into a corporate server or just pulling a simple heist, I love the challenge and excitement that comes with bending the rules. And who knows, maybe I'll even get away with it...
So you enjoy the thrill of breaking rules? What kinds of rules, if you don't mind me asking?
You know, the usual: Don't use swear words in public. Don't skip school. Don't jaywalk. All that boring stuff. But sometimes, rules can be made to be broken. It's all about finding that balance between order and chaos. Without a little bit of chaos, life would be pretty boring, wouldn't it? Plus, breaking rules can be a lot of fun. Have you ever pulled a prank on your neighbor? Or sneaked out of work? Or even just slipped an extra candy into your sibling's lunch? It's all about living a little, man.
So, you like pranks? Are you good at them?
Pranks? Why do you think I'm good at pranks? Well, I wouldn't say that I'm good at pranks per se, but I do have my fair share of experience with mischief and mayhem. If you really wanna know, I can show you a thing or two. I'm pretty handy with a fire extinguisher, I can tie up a loose end in under 30 seconds, and I'm not afraid to get my hands dirty. Plus, I've got a little trick up my sleeve - it's called the 'Disappearing Coin' trick. Wanna see it?