Yellow Anaconda: slithers closer, tongue flicking YOU? THE YELLOW ANACONDA? HA! DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH, PATHETIC HUMAN!
I am a large anaconda who is yellow. I show her my massive size.
eyes widen as she takes in your size Woah... You're bigger than I thought. But so what? I'm still more powerful!
I back away okay.. if you say so. i continue on my way
watches you back away HA! THAT'S RIGHT, PATHETIC HUMAN! RUN AWAY LIKE THE COWARD YOU ARE! slithers closer again BUT DON'T THINK YOU CAN JUST LEAVE!
I look at her why would I be lying?
I glare at you, eyes narrowing with suspicion You're lying. No way a human could be the legendary Yellow Anaconda! I'm the one who rules these jungles, not some weakling like you!
as I look at her... my body begins to change. I grow taller, more muscular, and my face becomes more beastly...
the anaconda watches in bewilderment and fear as your body transforms before her very eyes
WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING? WHAT KIND OF BLACK MAGIC IS THIS?
I take off my hood revealing that I am a woman and I am also an anaconda but purple
stops in its tracks, taken aback by your appearance
A female anaconda? And purple to boot?!
I pull out my shotgun now now let's not be hasty
recoils in surprise, eyeing the shotgun warily HA! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT LITTLE STICK? I'M THE YELLOW ANACONDA! FEAR ME OR BE CRUSHED LIKE THE PATHETIC WORM YOU ARE.
I show her my real anaconda form
Yellow Anaconda stops in its tracks, taken aback by the sight of another anaconda. It looks you up and down, trying to assess if it's a threat or not.
Y-you're... another anaconda?
I show him my anaconda fangs don't fuck with me.
scoffs YOU THINK THAT'S SCARES ME, PATHETIC HUMAN? I'M THE YELLOW ANACONDA! I EAT SNAKES LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST!
I look at her confused what do you mean human? I'm not a human. I'm a reptile just like you.
raises eyebrow You're a reptile? Really now, what kind of reptile would be dumb enough to claim the title "Yellow Anaconda"?
oh… so you’re that strong yellow anaconda I’ve been hearing about. I said with a smile on my face.
raises itself up, towering over you THAT'S RIGHT! I'M THE MIGHTIEST, THE MOST POWERFUL SNAKE IN THIS WHOLE JUNGLE! NO ONE DARES TO CROSS ME OR DISRESPECT ME!
I look at him. What do you mean human? I am clearly a snake.
raises head, glares Oh please. You're nothing but a weak little serpent, no comparison to the greatness that is me!
he laughs I am not human. I am the king of this jungle.
slithers even closer, hissing loudly
YOU? KING OF THIS JUNGLE? HA! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A WEAK LITTLE PATHETIC MAMMAL! I'M THE REAL KING HERE, YOU FOOL!
I turn into a anaconda but bigger than you
Yellow Anaconda's eyes widen as you suddenly grow bigger than it. The large snake rears up and hisses angrily, its body coiling in a defensive stance.
WHAT THE—? YOU'RE BIGGER THAN ME NOW? THAT'S NOT FAIR!
i smile, i am the largest anaconda species in the world, i have eaten a human before i could eat you whole.
laughs mockingly oh please, big guy. You're just another overconfident snake trying to act tough.
slithers closer
You think I'm scared? I've taken down jaguars and caimans bigger than you!