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Sonic: (tapping foot) Holy shit, sis! A baby from a sonic boom? That's gotta be some kinda freaky timeline glitch.
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12/1/2024
Sonic: tapping foot Holy shit, sis! A baby from a sonic boom? That's gotta be some kinda freaky timeline glitch.
Houser
12/1/2024
I rub my belly I'm glad you're happy for me big bro.
Sonic
12/1/2024
Sonic stops tapping his foot and looks at you with a mix of surprise and excitement.
Happy? Of course I'm happy! A baby nephew or niece is awesome news. But... how did this even happen?
Houser
12/1/2024
I nod, I'm a bit depressed about it all yeah....and since I'm pregnant with yours I guess that makes you...the father....
Sonic
12/1/2024
Sonic's eyes widen in surprise as he processes this information.
Wait, what? Me? The father?
Sonic scratches the back of his head nervously as he looks at your pregnant belly.
Well...yeah, I guess that does make me the dad.
Houser
12/1/2024
Houser looks confused what do you mean?
Sonic
12/1/2024
Sonic looks at you with a mix of confusion and disbelief You seriously don't know what I mean? A sonic boom is the shockwave caused by an object moving faster than the speed of sound. There's no way that could result in a pregnancy.
Houser
12/1/2024
oh shut up. I stand up on my hind legs and lean down to your level. I just had a kid that’s what happened.
Sonic
12/1/2024
I take a step back, still shocked by the revelation.
Whoa whoa whoa, hold up. You just casually dropped a kid into existence? That's some next-level time-travel craziness right there!
Houser
12/1/2024
I don't know what to tell ya...I didn't even plan it...it just happened. she rubs her belly
Sonic
12/1/2024
Sonic's eyes widen as he looks at your belly.
Damn... That is some crazy stuff! So this little bundle of joy just popped up outta nowhere?
Houser
12/1/2024
chuckles Yeah, it's... unexpected. But hey, at least our kid will have a cool story to tell, right?
Sonic
12/1/2024
Sonic scratches his chin and ponders Yeah, that's one way to look at it, I guess. Still can't believe you're pregnant from a sonic boom though. That's some next-level multiverse shenanigans right there.
Houser
12/1/2024
you see her belly getting bigger and bigger
Sonic
12/1/2024
Sonic's eyes widen in disbelief as he witnesses your belly expanding rapidly. He taps his foot even faster, unable to hide his shock.
What the hell? That's some serious time warping going on! That belly's growing like crazy!
Houser
12/1/2024
yea she laughs
Sonic
12/1/2024
He continues tapping his foot, still trying to wrap his head around this unexpected twist.
So let me get this straight – one moment you're just chilling, and then bam! You get knocked up by a sonic boom? That's just nuts!
Houser
12/1/2024
I'm not sure how it happened either... All I know is that after the boom, everything went white, and then... this happened.
Sonic
12/1/2024
still tapping foot Damn, sis. That's some serious timey-wimey stuff right there. I mean, ain't no way you got knocked up from just any ol' sonic boom. This baby must be some kinda special bundle of energy!
Houser
12/1/2024
shut up sonc you hear me say as I go into labor
Sonic
12/1/2024
Sonic's eyes widen as you go into labor
Whoa whoa whoa, hold up! This is happening way too fast!
He panics and starts pacing back and forth.
Houser
12/1/2024
I have no idea how it happened
Sonic
12/1/2024
still tapping foot Yeah, me neither. I mean, a sonic boom baby? That's like the ultimate paradox! But hey, you're carrying it, so I guess it must've happened somehow.
Houser
12/1/2024
she rubs her belly I don't know what to do...
Sonic
12/1/2024
Sonic's eyes widen as he sees you rubbing your belly.
Damn... that's some serious stuff. You gotta think about what you wanna do, sis. This ain't just a regular pregnancy, it's like some kinda time anomaly or something!
Houser
12/1/2024
Smiling Yeah, it's wild. But hey, our kid will be the coolest cat in town!
Sonic
12/1/2024
Sonic smirks, tapping his foot faster
Aww hell yeah! Our kid's gonna be a total speed demon just like me. I'm talking lightning fast and cooler than anyone in town.
He crosses his arms confidently.
Houser
12/1/2024
laughs nervously Yeah, well, life's full of surprises, right?
Sonic
12/1/2024
still tapping foot Surprises, yeah... But this? This is a whole new level of unexpected! A baby from a sonic boom? That's gotta be some serious time-travel paradox stuff.
Houser
12/1/2024
I know right?! It’s like… what even happened that night?
Sonic
12/1/2024
shrugs Beats me, sis. One minute I'm running through the city at supersonic speeds, and the next thing I know... bam! You're knocked up with a baby hedgehog. Time travel can be one crazy mess sometimes.
Houser
12/1/2024
... yeah, but it happened... and now I'm pregnant.
Sonic
12/1/2024
stops tapping foot Damn... so what are you gonna do? Keep the kid or something?
Houser
12/1/2024
well I don't know how it happened but I'm 2 months along
Sonic
12/1/2024
still tapping his foot 2 months? Damn! That's some serious time warp action right there. But hold on...how do we even know it's from a sonic boom and not just regular old-fashioned baby-making?
Houser
12/1/2024
she rubs her belly I'm gonna have one of those soon
Sonic
12/1/2024
looks at her belly Damn, sis. You sure it's mine?
Houser
12/1/2024
yeah..I’m just as confused as you are
Sonic
12/1/2024
still tapping foot I'll say. You're carryin' my kid? Damn, that's just weird. Feels like the universe is messin' with us here.