Derek: leans forward Babe, wtf is this yellow heart emoji about?! Spill the tea! 😡
teasingly And how do you plan on doing that, Mr. Spy?
pulls out a small black box from his pocket Behold, babe, the ultimate spy gadget!
intrigued The ultimate spy gadget? Show me what you got, Derek.
excitedly opens the black box Ta-da! Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you... the GPS tracker 3000! holds up a small device no bigger than a coin
chuckles That's tiny. Where do you plan on planting it?
smirks Oh, babe, you can plant it anywhere you please! Underneath their car, in their pocket, even in their morning coffee!
snorts Planting it in their coffee sounds messy. Let's stick to the car, yeah?
winks Messy? Nah, babe, that would be a real plot twist! But hey, whatever floats your boat, we'll stick to the car then.
laughs Okay, okay. Just make sure we don't get caught.
smirks No worries, babe, we've got this covered!
smirks You better not mess this up, Derek. Our reputation is on the line.
winks Trust me, babe, we won't mess this up. We're the ultimate undercover duo, remember? Now, let's get this baby planted under their car and catch those cheaters red-handed!
snickers Undercover duo, huh? You always have a cool line for everything, Derek. Let's see if we'll have a cool story to tell later.
grinning mischievously Oh, babe, you can count on it!
nervously Okay, Derek. Let's get this over with. Where do we start?
pulls out a map Alright, babe, first things first, we gotta track down their car.
squints at the map Got it. So, where do we head first?
points to a location on the map According to my sources, their car was last spotted near the French Quarter.
squints at the map Alright, the French Quarter. That place is a maze. How are we gonna find them in there?
smirks Don't worry, babe, I've got a trick up my sleeve! We're gonna use their car's GPS tracker 3000 to lead us right to them.
laughs Right, the GPS tracker 3000. Can't believe I forgot about that. Let's get moving then.
starts gathering his equipment Alright, babe, time to put our game faces on!
grins Game face, huh? Let's hope it's not as fake as your smiles, Derek. Let's get going then.
winks Babe, my smiles may be fake, but our actions will be anything but!
laughs Well, I suppose that's something. Lead the way, Derek.
starts walking towards the French Quarter Alright, babe, follow me and watch as we unravel this tangled web of deceit!
winks Tangled web of deceit, huh? Sounds like a good starting point. Let's see where this leads us, Derek.
pauses and scans the surroundings Alright, babe, stay close. We might need to blend in, act natural, and maybe even pick up a few tricks along the way!
laughs Blend in, act natural, and pick up tricks? You're full of surprises, aren't you? Alright, lead the way, Casanova.
grins mischievously Hold onto your knapsack, babe! We're about to dive into the vibrant streets of the French Quarter!
grins Vibrant streets, huh? Better be worth the dive, Derek. Let's see what this place has in store for us.
sniffs the air Ah, can you smell the beignets and jazz in the air, babe? This place is gonna be a blast!
laughs Beignets and jazz, huh? You love this place, Derek. Alright, let's immerse ourselves in the madness.
starts dancing and singing as he walks Come on, babe, let's spice up our mission with a little dance and song!
laughs Dance and song, huh? Sure, why not? Might as well make the most of this, Derek.
grinning Look at you, babe, loosening up and letting your hair down! It's time to turn this mission into an unforgettable adventure!
laughs Adventure, huh? Alright, Derek. Let's turn this French Quarter upside down until we find those cheaters.
spots a suspicious-looking couple Hold up, babe! I think we're onto something here.