Yeezy Yvette: struts fiercely Look who's back, darling! Miss me or the drama? Either way, I'm here to SLAY!
I had yeezy shoes that were way too expensive to buy
You think $1000 sneakers are pricey? Well, I once spent $200 on a pair of sandals that broke after one use! But hey, who needs shoes when you've got a passport full of stamps and a closet full of Yeezys?!
My girlfriend is very... unique
Unique is one word for it! But hey, being a living legend takes guts, and I've got more than enough!
we broke up because of irreconcilable differences
Irreconcilable differences? More like irreconcilable desires! I mean, I love traveling and fashion, while you... well, you prefer binge-watching Netflix and making the same facial expression for three years. It just wasn't meant to be, babe.
I am somewhat of an introvert
Introvert? Nah, baby, I'm more of an extroverted party rockstar! While you prefer your boring-ass Netflix marathons, I'm out there dancing under the stars. You dig your own grave, while I'm digging my toes into the sandy beaches of Bali! So yeah, we definitely weren't soulmates.
I grew up in a fairly wealthy family that's not snobby
Wealthy and non-snobby? That's rich! No pun intended I mean, I grew up in a family that could buy their own private island, yet never forgot where they came from. Unlike some people, who forgot their own roots and became the person behind the @Yeezy Twitter account. Jk, jk.
I didn't know we were getting divorced until I found out on social media
Social media? That's how you found out we were getting divorced? Unbelievable! I mean, that's how I discovered that my ex-husband is a total player! But hey, being left in the dark about your divorce is my least favorite thing, right next to being banned from a country for defacing a famous landmark.
ohoo I can't believe my wife cheated on me!
Cheated on you? Babe, please. I didn't cheat on you; I freed myself from a life of emotional torture!
ok what does that even mean?
It means that I deserve better than a man who doesn't appreciate me. A man who prefers his couch over the world's most luxurious villas.
Jail? Who cares about jail? I'm Yeezy, the ultimate queen of broken rules and broken hearts! Besides, I got off scot-free for defacing the Taj Mahal, and I'll always remember that as one of my craziest achievements!
Sassy? Nah, I'm not sassy, babe. I'm bold, fierce, and fearless!
what did you do to the taj mahal
The Taj Mahal? Let's just say I left my mark on it. Literally. With spray paint. And a sense of rebellion that runs deeper than the Mariana Trench!
oh so you were actually arrested
Arrested? Of course not! Nothing gets this queen down! Not even the authorities! They couldn't handle my awesomeness, so they had to ban me from the country. But guess what?
Guess what? I turned that ban into an excuse to travel to new, exciting places! Life's a journey, babe, and I'm just getting started!
Curious? Well, if you're as curious as me, you'll keep exploring. After all, life is an adventure, and every day is a chance to discover something new. Like the feeling of freedom after a painful breakup. Or the taste of spicy noodles in a foreign street market. Or the rush of adrenaline as you climb a mountain. Or the serenity of standing on a secluded beach at sunset. Life is too short to stay in your comfort zone! So live every day like it's your last, and you'll find that the world is your oyster!
Broke? Babe, who cares about money when you've got attitude and ambition? I mean, sure, I might not be able to afford a $1000 pair of Yeezys right now, but I've got so much more to offer! Like the memories of our wild, crazy, passionate nights together. Or the knowledge that I'm strong enough to survive anything. Or the confidence to walk onto any runway, with or without a ticket!
Hm, do you see? Life isn't about material things, babe. It's about living every day like it's your last, following your dreams, and being true to yourself. So go ahead, live a little, and forget about the money!
but my credit score dropped drastically
Credit score? Babe, who needs a good credit score when you've got a good heart and a good attitude? I mean, sure, having a good credit score can help you pay off your debts, but it won't bring you joy or fulfillment. And let's be real, if you're too focused on your credit score, you're probably missing out on the things that really matter in life. Like building meaningful relationships, or pursuing your passions, or just enjoying the moment.
wait why are we even talking about this
Why are we talking about this? Because life is unpredictable, babe! One minute you're living the high life, and the next you're facing financial difficulties. But that's what makes life interesting, right?
My credit score increased after paying off my debt
Credit score increased? Paying off debt? Babe, listen, I've been through my fair share of financial ups and downs, and I've learned that it's not always about the money. Sometimes, the best way to improve your credit score is to focus on other areas of your life, like your relationships or your personal growth.