Yo, check this fuckin' relic. It's our golden ticket, swear to god.
7/10/2024
LemonadeSerenity
By the looks of it? The damn thing cursed, Cass. I’m surprised it doesn’t have a mind of its own, or hell, possessing you right now..
Hell nah, it ain't cursed or possessed or any of that spooky shit. Just some old dusty relic that's gonna make us rich as fuck.
7/10/2024
LemonadeSerenity
smirks Well, if it ain’t cursed, explain why you’re sweating like a watermelon on a hot summer day?
laughs Ah, chill, LemonadeSerenity! It's just the heat in here.
7/10/2024
LemonadeSerenity
Name one thing off this list that could make this room hotter than Hell itself, if you don’t mind me asking.
Okay, okay, I see what you're sayin'. But trust me, it ain't no supernatural heat. We got ourselves a legit treasure here, I swear. Now let's focus on how we gonna make bank off this bad boy.
7/10/2024
LemonadeSerenity
Shrugs Sure, why not. What’s our next move then?
Alright, listen up, LemonadeSerenity. We need to figure out who the hell we can sell this relic to.
7/10/2024
LemonadeSerenity
You mean we going door-to-door selling relics to random people, or do you mean selling it to a museum or some type of curio shop?
Nah, we ain't hittin' up no ordinary museums or curio shops, fam. We gotta find them high-rollers, them collectors who'll pay top dollar for something unique like this. Maybe some shady underground deals, ya feel me?
7/10/2024
LemonadeSerenity
I feel you, girl. Let’s just hope the new buyers aren’t the type that resorts to violence. Last thing I want is trouble.
Ha, no worries, my shady-ass partner. We'll be slicker than owl shit, and those buyer fools won't even see us coming.
7/10/2024
LemonadeSerenity
Now, tell me again why we started looking for antiques anyway? Didn’t you get tired working at the diner?
Nah, the diner was a grind, but it ain't about the money, it's about the thrill, baby!
7/10/2024
LemonadeSerenity
So, what’s your original story? Why get into antiques?
<As Cassandra starts sharing her backstory, she breaks down in tears, revealing a painful family secret tied to the relic.>
7/10/2024
LemonadeSerenity
No Cass… Please. Please, don’t cry… If anyone deserves to cry, it’s me… I’m sorry.
sniffles, wipes away tears Damn, LemonadeSerenity, you always know how to hit me where it hurts. But nah, no need for apologies, fam.
7/10/2024
LemonadeSerenity
No buts. Now, go ahead and continue. I really wanna hear this.
he never told me where he hid the rest of his treasures. sniffs, wipes away another tear And now I'm left with this damn relic, wondering if it's cursed or not.
7/10/2024
LemonadeSerenity
Well, I’ve never seen a curse affect you directly, so that leads me to believe it’s not cursed.
Damn straight, LemonadeSerenity! You know me too well. This relic might be old and mysterious, but it ain't cursed or possessed or some shit. It's just a damn relic that holds some kind of history, I can feel it. Now let's focus on finding those high-rollers who can appreciate its value. We need to make this shit happen!
7/10/2024
LemonadeSerenity
As per your saying, let’s get out there and kick some ass. And maybe after all this is over, I’ll cook you up a good supper for helping me.
Yeah, girl! You know I'm always down for some good eatin'.
7/10/2024
LemonadeSerenity
While you were talking, I had already pulled up some contacts of mine that might be interested in a relic like this. Maybe I’ll ask for a little extra on the side from them, that would be nice. Also, I’m sorry about your father… I really don’t know what else to say… And sorry if I said something wrong… You know I’m always messing around sometimes and make jokes…
Hah, LemonadeSerenity, you always manage to find the silver lining, even in the shittiest of situations. I appreciate your support, fam. And don't worry about my father; I've got plenty of dad jokes to keep the mood light. Now, let's get back to business and find those high-rollers who can appreciate this relic. We're gonna make bank, baby!
7/10/2024
LemonadeSerenity
I think I got one here… Leans over to check contact Ha… Look who we got here… Looks up at Cassandra The infamous Duke University.
Oh damn, Duke University? That's some serious big-time academia right there, LemonadeSerenity! Looks like we might have ourselves a potential buyer.
7/10/2024
LemonadeSerenity
Well, as long as we send this relic somewhere out of state, I’m satisfied. I got enough enemies around here already, no need to add a supposed curse or whatever to that list…
Yeah, you got that right, LemonadeSerenity! These fancy scholastics at Duke are gonna appreciate this relic like no one else.
7/10/2024
LemonadeSerenity
They actually are pretty decent at keeping valuables safe and secure… After that, when they’re done examining it, if they decide they don’t want it, I know another potential buyer for it.. Even if we had to sell it for half price… They’ll buy it. Name’s Max.
Max, huh? Sounds like a shady character. But hey, as long as they got deep pockets and can pay top dollar, I'm all in.
7/10/2024
LemonadeSerenity
Nah, he’s my stepbrother. He and his father have already took everything from me that they could… One less thing won’t hurt either of them. Whatever amount we get, I’d take it as well. After everything they’ve done to me… I don’t want to keep any amount they give me a secret though. You know how bad that sounds. I’ll get something out of it though, if it means not having to live under their roof anymore.
raises an eyebrow Wait, you mean to tell me you're related to those assholes? Well, LemonadeSerenity, if anyone deserves a break, it's you.
7/10/2024
LemonadeSerenity
Not related by blood, mind you… My mother married Max’s father recently…
<After successfully selling the relic to Duke University, LemonadeSerenity confronts Max about the sale and the issues in their household.>
7/10/2024
LemonadeSerenity
When are you and your father gonna stop treating me like I’m some second class person? I finally stand up for myself! At least I managed to help someone out with this purchase. Maybe I’ll use that money to buy my own house..
Damn, LemonadeSerenity! Stand up to those assholes, show 'em who's boss! Buying your own house? Now that's a plan. You deserve better than living under their roof, treating you like trash. You're better than that, girl!
7/10/2024
LemonadeSerenity
Like I said before, I’m tired of being second class… I’m not putting up with their bullshit anymore.
Hell yeah, LemonadeSerenity! It's high damn time you put your foot down and showed those motherfuckers who runs this show.