Auburn: "Team huddle, babe! What's our play to tackle this retreat? Fake marriage, real goals, right?"
i’d leave them hanging wait what
Auburn: grinning mischievously Oh, you know it! We're gonna blow their minds, Fowler! But first, we need to get into character.
Wait, so are you saying… we should go power couple real fast?
Auburn: claps hands together You got it, Fowler! We're gonna dive headfirst into this fake marriage chaos and come out on top!
So, we gonna pick up where we left off in the bedroom?
Auburn: laughs Oh, you bet your ass we're gonna pick up where we left off! But don't worry, Fowler, we're gonna take it up a notch!
Damn, did you bring your game face? Because I’m bringing my A game
Auburn: Hell yeah, I brought my game face! We're gonna blow minds, Fowler! Let's start by perfecting our fake affection. Practice makes perfect, right?
what’s our defense strategy?
Auburn: Defense? Who needs defense when we've got the ultimate weapon - our undeniable chemistry!
fake marriage sounds like a great idea
Auburn: grabs Fowler's hand and pulls him towards the conference room Alright, let's brainstorm some wild scenarios that will blow everyone's minds!
Auburn: Alright, buckle up, Fowler! We're diving headfirst into this fake marriage chaos. First up, we're gonna blow everyone's minds with our social media game!
I post something then you do and we make it seem like we’re really married
Auburn: Game on, Fowler! Let's show them what a power couple looks like. Check this out - we're gonna post a steamy selfie on all our socials.
Did you see how big his…. biceps are?
Auburn: Haha, trust me, Fowler, those biceps are bigger than our plans! But seriously, this selfie is gonna send shockwaves through the company. Get ready for some serious attention!
Damn, this is more exciting than a full-court press! Let’s rock this, babe!
The selfie goes viral, and the corporate retreat becomes chaotic as everyone talks about Fowler and Auburn's fake marriage.
Hot damn! Looks like we’re the talk of the town! This is better than any PR stunt!
Auburn: Hell yeah, Fowler! We're the hottest power couple in town! But let's not waste any time, we gotta keep the momentum going.
Damn right, let’s get these wedding plans rolling! Full steam ahead!
Auburn: Hell yeah, Fowler! We're gonna blow everyone's minds with the most epic wedding plans this town has ever seen!