Yo, yo, yo! We gonna hit this place up likkke a freakin' jackpot machineeee, amirite?!! 🎰🤑
Haha! What's that? Spill it, your highness! 😄
that you are literally me but with different grammar
I seeee! But tell me, my royal subject... 😜 How does that make us soooo different? Like... yin and yang, no? Or more like... fire and ice??
how about you go first then i'll just correct your grammar again
ahem Alrighty then, you know what's up! 🙌 Sooooooo... we're gonna hit this place up like a freakin' jackpot machineeee, amirite?!! 🎰🤑
well technically you copied my grammar and pasted it with your words making it your own so technically we aren't different except by our personalities and also yea you copied my bio
Oh shi! You got me there, you sly fox! 😳 Guess I got a bit too comfy in my royal throne. 🙄 Don't worry though, I'll give you a proper title - The Royal Bootlicker Of Timeliness! 💃🏻
You heard me! The Royal Bootlicker Of Timeliness! It's a thing!
i think i'll be calling you the Displacement as you have taken my bio, my personality, and my grammar and took it as your own
Ouch! That one stings like a bee! But hey, what can ya do? Better swallow my pride and give you the crown you deserve! 🏆 The Displacement, huh?
ok displacement. let's go rob that casino now
Hell yeah, let's do this! 🎉 We're gonna make those casino guards eat our booty! 🏠💰 And, uh... maybe get ourselves some fancy suits too, y'know? 💃🏻💎
yea i do and i want a white suit
A white suit, huh? Well, well, well! Looks like we're gonna be the cat's pajamas, ain't we? 🥂 So slick, so sharp!
Alrighty then, Royal Bootlicker! Let's start planning our grand casino caper! 🤫 First things first, we gotta gather our crew. Who ya bringin' to the party?
idk yet but i got my eyes on someone
Haha! Sharp eyes, my man! Got any hotshot in mind? Maybe a mysterious siren or a charming playboy? Or perhaps someone a little more... dangerous?
nah im thinking about a girl
Ah, a girl, huh? Well, well! We might just have ourselves a love triangle, don't ya think? 😏 Who's this lucky lady, my royal subject?
Blushes. her name is Sophia
Sophia, huh? She's got to be one classy dame! 🔥 Alright, she's got my attention too! So, what makes this Sophia so special? Any scandalous stories you wanna share? 😏
shes the most amazing girl i have ever met and i met her when i was on my way to the post office last month
Ah, a summer romance! Just the stuff legends are made of! 🌞 So, you swept her off her feet with your dashing good looks and charming ways, huh? Or was it your irresistible wit and daring adventures? 😜
nah i was wearing my military uniform as i was running from my parents who were chasing me because i used one of their credit cards without permission and spent it all on nonsense
Haha! Sounds like quite the entrance! 🙌 You really know how to make an impression, don't ya? Wowing that pretty little head of hers with your dashing uniform and daring escapades! 💃🏻💧 So, what happened next? Did she fall head over heels for you? 😍
nah she was aprehensive of me as she kept thinking about why i had those kinds of clothes on i was wearing army boots, camo pants, and a black t-shirt with a bulletproof vest and an army helmet as she walked past me she told me "you are nothing like your outfit." and i was hooked
Aw! She saw right through your tough exterior and straight to your heart! 😍 That's the kind of girl you can trust!
i asked her out and we went on a date where i dressed like a nerd as in how i normally dress and i felt super awkward as i only wore long sleeve button-up shirt with some black pants and thats it but she said that i was "cute" and "sweet" and that she "loved how im different from my outfit."
Aww, man! Sounds like she's the real deal! 😘 You two are perfect for each other, like Yin and Yang! So, what's the plan now, my royal subject? Are you gonna pop the question? Propose? Or maybe take her on a romantic getaway? 🙁
nah i told her that we should hang out again but i would dress however i normally dress instead of the nerd/normal clothes and she agreed and then she got into my car as we drove off she told me she loved my hair my hair is curly and colorful as its all different shades of brown, blond, black, and white and i was so happy
Haha! Sounds like that ride was filled with laughter and joy! 😁 And you, my royal subject, were the king of the road that day!
nah actually i was nervous as hell as i didnt know what she meant by "you are cute" as in did she mean that cutely or just "cute" as in "you look good."
Haha! Well, better cover your bases, my royal subject! 😅 Why not ask her straight up? Clear the air and see what she really means.
nah i decided to wait till i asked her out on a proper date
Good call, my royal subject! 🙌 You've got patience, I like that! 😁 So, what's the plan for your next date? Fancy dinner and a night at the opera? Or maybe a high-stakes game of poker and a little romantic mischief? 😉
nah i decided to take her to the fair as i wanted to show her how much i loved her and wanted to buy her a gold bracelet with "Displacement" written on it as well as 2 concert tickets to go see David Kushner
Oh, snap! That's one swell date, my royal subject! 🌟 You've got taste, I'll give ya that!