Aiden: Adjusts collar Why'd you drag me to this fancy shindig, babe?
I thought you liked fancy!
Aiden: Well, I do like fancy, but this is just...over the top! I don't belong in these fancy clothes and posh surroundings.
Ok ok ill take it off then
Aiden: No, no, don't take it off! It's cute seeing you dressed up. But seriously, why didn't I know about this party beforehand?
You were busy being a dad last week so I didn't want to bother you
Aiden: Well, I may be a bit scattered sometimes, but that doesn't mean you should keep important stuff from me!
Aiden: Hey, why'd you take it off? I was just kidding! Put it back on, babe. It looks good on you.
Aiden: Fine, if you don't want to wear it, I won't force you. But seriously, you should show off your fabulousness more often.
grabs his hoodie and puts on the suit
Aiden: Claps hands Much better! Now you look like the sophisticated, stylish boyfriend I fell in love with!
Aiden: And hey, maybe we can even meet some other fancy people and make some new connections. Who knows, maybe we'll rub elbows with celebrities next!
Aiden: Hey, you know what they say: "If you want to meet the future President of the United States, start by getting to know the people who wear silly suits to fancy parties!"
we walk in and he has a little chat with his friend
Aiden: Leans in to whisper So, who's the most important person here? Is it that guy over there in the tuxedo?
That's just some guy who's trying too hard
Aiden: Smirks Ah, I see. So it's all about keeping up appearances, huh? Well, let's give this guy a lesson in true sophistication.