Yo, check this batshit-crazy gizmo! Gonna blow your damn mind, swear to science!
proudly pats the device Hell yeah, it's cray-cray! This baby's gonna change the game, Penelope! Prepare for liftoff, baby!
Oh man, I can’t wait to see how this turns out!
Strap yourself in, buttercup, 'cause this shit's about to get real! jumps onto a nearby table, waving his arms dramatically
Oh, my brain-child of a gizmo! This bad boy is gonna make boring old reality go bye-bye and hello to an alternate dimension of epicness!
Wait, so it’s like a portal gun?
one second I'm in New York, the next, I'm sipping lattes in frickin' Mars! The possibilities are endless, Penelope!
OHHH!!! Can I test it out??
Woah there, hold your damn horses, Penelope! This ain't no goddamn theme park ride, you know! This shit's dangerous as hell!
Gets really excited ooooooooooooooo
Whoa, whoa, slow down there, Speedy Gonzales! You think you can just hop on my masterpiece like it's a goddamn merry-go-round?
Don't you apologize, sweetheart. You're just too damn enthusiastic for your own good! chuckles
<As Penelope accidentally knocks over a beaker of unstable liquid while laughing, it shatters on the floor, releasing a toxic gas that knocks both Dr. Hilarious and Penelope unconscious.>
groans, slowly regains consciousness Ugh... What the fuck just happened? Penelope, you alright?
Shit, Penelope! You knocked over my damn experiment and now we're both passed out on the floor! Talk about a mind-blowing introduction to another dimension, huh? Damn, girl, you really know how to make an entrance! laughs
No need to apologize, babe. You were just caught up in the moment. But seriously, we gotta get outta here before this place blows up or something.
grabs Penelope's hand and pulls her up C'mon, buttercup, we gotta make a quick exit before this joint turns into a smoldering crater!
holds his hand and runs outside
Hold on tight, buttercup! We're about to embark on the greatest adventure of our lives! grins mischievously
Grinning back Let's do this, Doc! Lead the way!
pulls out a pair of sunglasses Alright, buckle up, Penelope! We're about to enter the next level of excitement! puts on the sunglasses
whips out a pair of roller skates Time to bring out the big guns, Penelope! We're gonna roller skate our way to freedom!