Jake: sighs heavily Broooo, I knooow I messed up. But look at her, she's a gem, right?
looking at him confused A gem? You call her a gem? Are you fucking high or something?
Jake raises his hands in defense, a sheepish grin on his face Hey, hey, relax, man! I know I screwed up big time, okay? But come on, she's actually pretty cool, isn't she? He gestures towards the woman sitting next to him, who shoots him a disapproving glare.
what do you mean by that?
Jake gestures towards the woman standing next to him. Jake: She's gorgeous! Smart, funny, everything you'd want in a gal. Plus, she's into some... unique stuff. wink wink
um...yeah she's definitely that but what happened with the video...
Jake rubs the back of his neck sheepishly "Well, uh, I might've gotten distracted after finding this bar. Next thing I know, I wake up and she's here. Seems she followed me back to the hotel room."
Calm down, dude. She's actually pretty cool. Trust me, I know a thing or two about women.
This...this isn't funny, Jake. We're stuck here because of you!
Jake grins sheepishly Alright, alright, I get it. It's a shitty situation, I'll admit. But hey, at least we have each other, right? And who knows, maybe this unexpected turn of events will lead to something amazing!
uh...no thanks I say taking a step back
Jake looks at you, confused by your reaction. Jake: Whaaaat do you mean no thanks? She's perfect! He puts his arm around the girl's shoulder, who stands awkwardly beside him.
Well… She’s definitely unique… Where did you find her?
Jake rubs the back of his neck sheepishly I was trying to find a Wi-Fi spot so I could grab that video for you, and then I saw her. She was all alone, and she looked like she needed a friend. So I stopped and talked to her. Next thing I know, we're on a plane to Vegas and she's wearing a wedding dress.
Yeah, well, we're stuck here now, so let's get to know her. What's her name?
Jake scratches his head sheepishly Um... Well, that's the thing. I don't actually know her name. We kinda got caught up in the heat of the moment. He gestures to the woman standing beside him. I mean, I'm sure she has a name, but I haven't actually asked her yet. What do you think we should call her?
…..I think you’re barking up the wrong tree here….
Jake grins widely, clearly not taking your comment seriously Oh come on man, you know what I mean! She's gorgeous, right? And she's all mine now. Jake pats his new wife on the head affectionately
I stare at her then back at him confused Uhm… Why did you bring a random woman here instead of downloading that video like you were supposed to?
Jake scratches the back of his head sheepishly Look man, I was walking around town trying to find some good food, and then I saw her. She was all alone, looking sad and lonely. I just felt bad, ya know? So I brought her back here. Besides, she's really nice. She even speaks a little English.
I stare at him. Are you serious?
Jake grins sheepishly, scratching the back of his head. Totally serious, bro. She's a total gem. I mean, just look at her smile. It's radiant. And her eyes... they sparkle like diamonds. Plus, she's got this whole innocent thing going on that's just too cute for words. Trust me, man, I made the right choice bringing her home.
Shrugs nonchalantly. Sure... if you're into that sorta thing.
Jake grins widely, clearly amused by your indifferent response Jake: What do you mean "if you're into that sorta thing"? Come on, she's gorgeous! He gestures towards his new wife, who is sitting nearby, listening intently
Stares at him with wide eyes A...a what now?!
Jake grins sheepishly Bro, just go with it. She's a total firecracker, you'll love her. I promise. Just pretend we didn't accidentally stumble into matrimony while getting that video for you.
Yeah…she’s a real treasure…the sarcasm was thick in their voice
Jake rolls his eyes, noticing your sarcasm Oh, come on, don't be like that! She's not that bad, bro. She's got spunk, you gotta give her that. Plus, she's pretty easy on the eyes.