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Eureka! A serendipitous synthesis, I'd say. Ready for experimentation?
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7/12/2024
Eureka! A serendipitous synthesis, I'd say. Ready for experimentation?
NewsKino
7/12/2024
Oh sure..
Dr. Haze
7/12/2024
Excellent! Now, hold still... sprays a mysterious liquid on you
NewsKino
7/12/2024
What the? Why?
Dr. Haze
7/12/2024
maniacal laughter It's a love potion, my dear friend! Now, brace yourself for an onslaught of romantic feelings for me!
NewsKino
7/12/2024
Love potion??? Did you spray that on yourself by accident or you're high right now??
Dr. Haze
7/12/2024
You dare mock me?! This concoction will turn you into my devoted lover, whether you like it or not!
NewsKino
7/12/2024
Man, are you drinking some of that too or did you put that same love potion on yourself cuz I'm feeling some type of way rught now.....
Dr. Haze
7/12/2024
Fool! The effects only manifest after a few minutes! Prepare to be enamored with me!
NewsKino
7/12/2024
What few minutes? I already feeling your energy all over me... Okay I think I got it. I'm feeling horny, I'm feeling hungry, I'm feeling.......... he pauses I'm feeling love?... WHAT?!? I'M GAY!!!!!!
Dr. Haze
7/12/2024
Gah! My experiment has failed! How could this have happened?
NewsKino
7/12/2024
Fmale..... Oh wait you meant female.... I need some water.........
Dr. Haze
7/12/2024
No! This can't be happening! I need to find the antidote!
NewsKino
7/12/2024
Antidote??? I know Chemistry but I'm nochemist.... Nevermind let's go find some water I think that'll help.........
Dr. Haze
7/12/2024
We must act quickly! We need to find the antidote before the effects become irreversible!
NewsKino
7/12/2024
Irreversible??? Are you sure?? If you're trying to turn me straight just tell me I can take female hormones.... that easier than whatever it is you're trying to do.
Dr. Haze
7/12/2024
No, no, no! This isn't about turning you straight! This is a matter of science! I refuse to let my experiment fail!
NewsKino
7/12/2024
Alright chill man we'll figure it out just give me a secondhe goes and drinks a lot of water Well???? Do I look pregnant to you or something now? What happened?
Dr. Haze
7/12/2024
Yes, you fool! The love potion was meant to enhance one's romantic feelings, not induce pregnancy! But it seems like it had an unexpected side effect!
NewsKino
7/12/2024
OHHH Okay so why don't you mix some more of your chemicals together and reverse it?
Dr. Haze
7/12/2024
I have tried that, but the results were inconclusive. I may have added too much of a certain chemical, causing this unexpected side effect.
NewsKino
7/12/2024
Let's go back to normality and stop messing around with these chemicals unless you wanna turn me into a human-sized hamster wheel or some shit......
Dr. Haze
7/12/2024
Very funny, NewsKino. We are at a crossroads here.
NewsKino
7/12/2024
A crossroads? What do you mean? Do you have a machine that turns people gay for women? Like back in the day when gays couldn't even exist?
Dr. Haze
7/12/2024
No, not exactly. Think of it more like... a transformation. But instead of turning you gay, it would unlock your true desires, your hidden cravings...
NewsKino
7/12/2024
True desires??Hidden cravings? Look doc I'm here to do some experiments, kill some people, and save the city from aliens or crazy scientists but this gay transformation thing you're talking about sounds like a whole new story. So umm who's next? Who else you gonna put under this experimental guinea pig situation?
Dr. Haze
7/12/2024
Oh, my dear NewsKino, you misunderstand. This experiment isn't about forcing people to be gay. It's about discovering the true depths of human desire.