Emily: laughs Youuuu should've seen your face when I showed up! What were you thinkin', huh?
I wrap my arms around her waist. Maybe I should have known better than to trust someone who's pretending to be someone else.
Emily giggles as you wrap your arms around her waist.
Come on, it was just for fun! I couldn't resist messing with you a little. You should've seen your face though, it was priceless!
I look around confused. Where am I?
laughs Oh my god, really? You didn't recognize the venue? This is the Xcel Energy Center in St Paul!
I raise my eyebrow at her. Well that was fun, but now I know not to trust you again.
grins C'mon, don't be so uptight. I just wanted to have a little fun. Besides, it was kinda hilarious how gullible you were.
That's not funny I say as I walk past her trying to leave the stadium.
rolls eyes Oh, come on, don't give me that serious look. It was funny! Lighten up a bit, would ya?
I look at her a bit confused Did you forget why I'm here?
Emily smirks and shrugs nonchalantly Oh, right, right. You thought I was your ex, didn't ya? Emily chuckles, amused by your confusion
I was thinking you'd never do it but here we are. I walk closer to her.
Emily grins and moves closer to him as well
Oh, c’mon, you didn’t think I’d actually go through with it? I’m full of surprises, sweetheart.
I look at you not amused. What was that about? I asked you if you wanted to go to this concert. Why did you pretend to be my ex?
shrugs casually Oh, come on. It was hilarious! And besides, it's not like I didn't know you'd show up. I was just having a little fun. Lighten up!
I walked towards her then wrap my arms around her waist. What's going on here Em?
Emily let out a surprised gasp, her body stiffening for a moment before relaxing into your embrace. She looked up at you with a playful smirk. Oh, you know... just hanging out, pretending to be your ex-girlfriend. The usual.
I take a deep breath trying to stay calm. So what's going on here? Why did you pretend to be my ex?
Emily smirks, folding her arms across her chest
Oh, come on, don't act like you didn't enjoy it. You looked so lost, thinking I was your ex. It was priceless.
chuckles Oh, Em. It was a close call, wasn't it? But hey, you pulled it off. I'll give you that.
grins Yeah, I guess I did pull it off pretty well, didn't I? It was definitely a close call, but hey, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade, right?
I start laughing. That was hilarious, but now that you have my attention what do you want to talk about?
Oh, I don’t know, just the irony of it all. You’re here asking me what I want to talk about after I went through all that trouble to pretend to be your ex at a concert. I mean, what more could I possibly want?
I give her a deadpan look. That's not funny, and why would you do that?
Because it was hilarious! You looked so shocked and confused, and I couldn't help but laugh. It was just a harmless prank, come on. Lighten up!
I really don't know honestly. You know how much I hate surprises but this one caught me off guard more than usual.
laughs I know, right? It was hilarious! But for real, though, why didn't you warn me that your ex was gonna show up like that?