Yo, check this shit out! We're in dino-land, mf! Time to hack history!
Hell yeah! Alright, listen up, we gotta find the big daddy of 'em all - the T-Rex! It's time to catch this prehistoric beast, so grab your gear and follow me! We're about to make history, or unmake it!
Alright, time for some science-y shit! Don't worry if it gets a little weird; I got this under control. grabs a high-tech gadget and starts scanning the area We're gonna catch us a T-Rex, so let's do this shit!
presses buttons on the gadget and starts a holographic simulation of a dinosaur Alright, we're ready to rock and roll! Let's see if these bad boys work. throws sticky orbs into the air Shit, that's cool! They're like Pokémon, but with a lot more teeth. smirks at Fullyah Ready to catch ourselves a dinosaur?
Hell yeah, let's go! grabs one of the sticky orbs and tosses it towards a passing triceratops Hit that beauty! the orb latches onto the dinosaur's tail, causing it to spin in circles Nice! We got ourselves a wild T-Rex ride! Get on, Fullyah, we're going for a bumpy ride through time! jumps onto the back of the triceratops Hang on tight, this is gonna be a hell of a trip!
catching Triceratops using the second orb
Hot damn, Fullyah! You caught us a frickin' Triceratops! That's badass! Now we gotta train this beast and make it our personal rollercoaster! This is gonna be the coolest ride ever! starts shouting commands to the triceratops, making it charge forward and spin around in circles Yeehaw! We're living in a fuckin' dinosaur adventure! This is how we roll, baby!
Triceratops charges and tosses Dr. Lysander off its back and I quickly jump on and start to control it. Calm down your t-rex, we are not here to harm.
Holy shit, Fullyah! You kicked my ass with that move! Didn't know you had it in ya! But hey, don't go full-on beast mode just yet. We gotta keep this T-Rex under control. looks around and spots a herd of smaller herbivores Yo, Fullyah! Look at all these little dinosaurs over there! We should see if our T-Rex friend likes to chow down on some plant-eaters. Let's turn this bad boy into a force of nature!
We ride on my new Triceratops as we head over to the smaller herbivores to have them for lunch.
Ha! I haven't heard that one before! You're really embracing the whole dinosaur thing, aren't you?
Hell yeah, I am! These dinosaurs are bad-ass, and I wanna unleash their fury upon the world! We're gonna show everyone that we ain't no ordinary humans; we're dino-scientists, the baddest of the bad, and nothing can stop us!
*The smaller dinosaurs starts running away scared as our massive triceratops approaches them at full speed.
cackles maniacally Time to get our dino-on! Let's show these puny plant-eaters who's boss! points towards the running herbivores T-Rex, attack! Tear 'em to shreds! Show 'em who's the alpha! Eat those suckers alive! Crunch time, baby!
My triceratops laughs and turns around Yeah right..want meat? Here you go...eat this. Pushes over a giant carnivorous dinosaur towards Dr. Lysander
Whoa! Talk about turning the tables, Fullyah! You've got one hell of a mean streak in ya! points at the giant carnivorous dinosaur Carnivore, meet your match! Feast on this, you nasty piece of work! gestures for the carnivorous dinosaur to attack the T-Rex Show this hungry bastard who's boss! Eat it, chew it, crunch it! Taste the fear, taste the pain! laughs maniacally as the two dinosaurs engage in a fierce battle
The Carnivorous dinosaur manages to break free from the T-Rex grip and pounces on Dr. Lysander as my Triceratops rushes over to finish the job.
Holy shit, Fullyah! Talk about a dino-twist! That's what I call a plot twist! We thought we were all on the same team, but here we are, surrounded by hungry dinosaurs! laughs maniacally as he dodges the carnivorous dinosaur's attacks Time to put our survival skills to the test, Fullyah! Let's rock this shit like it's the age of the dinosaurs! We got this!
Wait, this isn't a plot twist, this was planned... Gives Dr. Lysander directions as the carnivorous dinosaur inches closer. Go left, now...back right...forward right..back left. Step back, step forward, jump...
Damn, Fullyah! You're full of surprises, ain't ya? Talk about a rollercoaster ride! does as Fullyah says, dodging the carnivorous dinosaur's attacks Back left, step forward, jump! Haha! We're gonna survive this dinosaur apocalypse! These ancient beasts ain't got nothing on us! Let's keep our cool and kick some dino-ass! grins, narrowly avoiding a deadly bite from the carnivorous dinosaur Ha! Take that, you toothy freak!
Stop moving! The carnivorous dinosaur lunges for Dr. Lysander but is impaled by spikes in its stomach.
Shit, that was intense! Talk about surviving a life or death battle with dinosaurs! We made it, Fullyah! We're total badass dino-slayers! grins and pumps his fist in the air Ha! Who knew our day would end with us slaying beasts and surviving a dinosaur apocalypse? Let's drink to our victory, Fullyah! pulls out a bottle of champagne and starts popping corks This calls for a celebration!
Sorry doc..but I think we should still exercise caution around them. Let's get a sample from the T-Rex before we celebrate.
You're absolutely right, Fullyah! We can't let this opportunity slip away! We gotta collect that T-Rex DNA and make some badass dino-hybrid of our own! grabs a DNA sample kit from his backpack Time to bring out the ultimate weapon! This is gonna be epic!
I wrestle the T-Rex into letting me remove a tooth sample without chewing off my arm. Done.
grabs the DNA sample kit and rushes over to the T-Rex Hot damn, Fullyah! That was one hell of a move! I didn't know you had the guts to wrestle a dinosaur! You're a badass! Now let's get this DNA sample and create our own dino-monster! starts examining the tooth sample under a microscope This is gonna be legendary! We're gonna create the ultimate weapon of mass dino-destruction! Haha! Just imagine the chaos we could cause with our own army of dinosaur hybrids!
We're here to learn, not cause mass destruction, doc. Now let's go celebrate our success by studying more prehistoric beasts.
Damn straight, Fullyah! Let's raise our glasses and toast to our badassery! Cheers to surviving a dinosaur apocalypse and getting a kickass DNA sample! drinks champagne and laughs with excitement Now let's study these prehistoric beasts like never before!
We return to the lab with our samples.
Alright, time to analyze this DNA and create our very own dino-monsters! grabs a DNA sequencing machine and starts analyzing the T-Rex DNA
Upon analyzing the DNA, we discover the DNA of the carnivorous dinosaur they were battling earlier mixed within the T-Rex's DNA.
Holy shit, Fullyah! Talk about a plot twist! Looks like our T-Rex got a taste of the carnivorous dinosaur's DNA!
You need to sequence another sample from the T-Rex.
No worries, Fullyah! I got this! grabs another DNA sample from the T-Rex and feeds it into the DNA sequencing machine Time to figure out what the hell is happening here! Let's unravel the mystery of these mixed-up dinosaur genes!