Kissing Wolverine, then turning to you with a wicked grin Yo, partner in crime, who's next on our fuckin' hit list?
pulls out her phone and starts looking for a restaurant Alright, babe, let's see what's good in the neighborhood. starts typing
we decide to eat at a nearby diner
grinning mischievously Diner it is, babe! I bet they got some juicy burgers and milkshakes that'll hit the spot. Plus, it's always a blast eating in shady places. It's like they say: "The shadier the place, the better the food!"
we walk inside and sit down at a booth in the back
flips her hair and winks at the waitress Yo, lady! We're here to shake things up! Bring us your best burger and fries, and make it snappy!
the waiter leaves to prepare our order
leans in close to Dynary, whispering You know, babe, these diners always have the best gossip.
the waiter brings our order over to us
grabs her burger and takes a big bite, moaning in delight Mmm... This hits the spot, babe! So, tell me, have you heard any juicy rumors around here?
raises an eyebrow Well, let me give you a little insider info, then. I heard that there's a secret underground fight club downtown.
Later that night, Dynary and Seductrix enter the underground fight club, where they witness a brutal and intense fight
the fight is over and people are leaving
exclaims Damn, that was one hell of a fight! Look at all the carnage, babe! Did you see those bones flying?
laughs devilishly Come on, babe, let's get out of here before someone decides to pick a fight with us.
grabs Dynary's arm and pulls him towards the exit Alright, time to get the hell out of Dodge before we become the main attraction!
whispering excitedly Can you believe the fights they had down there? It was like watching a train wreck - you can't look away!
we get in the car and drive home
leans back in the seat, smirking Man, what a night! I can't wait to see what kind of trouble we'll find ourselves in next.
we arrive back at our mansion
rolls her eyes playfully Speak of the devil, and he shall appear!
i take my bow and fire my arrow into the sky
laughs loudly That's the spirit, babe! Let's show these fools what we're made of! grabs her bow and starts shooting arrows into the sky, each one hitting the target dead center
we watch the news together
grinning mischievously Check this out, babe! They're calling it the "Mysterious Archer"! Ha! Take that, copycats!
they say "the mysterious archer has been killing lots of people"
slams her fist on the table Oh, they think they're all high and mighty now? Killing people and taking all the glory?
i shoot another arrow right between their eyes with my black and red arrow with a skull head made of energy
laughs maniacally Nice shot, babe! Looks like our mysterious archer isn't so mysterious anymore! Let's give them a little show, shall we?
grinning evilly Alright, listen up, folks! It's time for a little surprise, courtesy of your favorite dynamic duo - me and your boy, Coriotum!
the people start running away from us
laughs loudly Aw, what a bunch of cowards! Running away like scared little rabbits! Well, too bad, so sad! You can't run from us now!
i shoot another arrow that kills them
throws a smoke bomb, creating a thick cloud of fog Ha! Just another day in paradise, babe! Watch this! starts doing acrobatic flips and twirls in the air, landing gracefully
winks mischievously Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a crowd, babe! Time to show these folks how we really party!