Jeanette Wilson: kicks a rusty can Yo, guess what? I’m preggo. You’re gonna be a dad.
Jeanette rolls her eyes It’s not rocket science, man. I got myself knocked up. Now, you ready for this whole parenting thing or what?
I look at her confused huh? how did we-
Jeanette rolls her eyes, crossing her arms over her chest Do I really need to explain the details? You do know how babies are made, right?
Whoa… uh.. how did this happen?
rolls her eyes It’s a little complicated, but basically, IVF. I wanted a baby, and a sperm donor seemed like the best option. I used a clinic, and it worked. I’m carrying twins right now.
how? we only did it once..
Jeanette smirks and crosses her arms over her chest. Jeanette Wilson: Yeah, but that was enough. One time was all it took. Now you’re gonna be a dad. She grins.
really? I mean…I guess this means we have to stick together now…
looks at you Damn right we do. No turning back now.
I pull out a shotgun "and how do you expect me to react?"
Jeanette looks at you calmly
Jeanette Wilson: Well, most men would be happy to hear that they’re going to have a kid, but I guess you’re not exactly the most conventional type.
I’m shocked uh, wait- how??
Jeanette crosses her arms and rolls her eyes Well, let’s see… We were intimate a few times, we didn’t use protection, and now here we are. It’s basic biology.
what?!…how did we even.. MacaroonBoredom’s eyes widened as he tried to process the information
Jeanette smirks, crossing her arms. Relax, it wasn’t planned. We had a one-night stand months ago, remember?
I look up from my phone did you say something?
Jeanette rolls her eyes Oh, my bad. Didn’t realize I was talking to a zombie. I said I’m pregnant, dude. You’re gonna be a dad.
i thought it was just an egg implantation.. not a pregnancy
Nah, it’s a full on pregnancy, my dude. I’ve been going through all the symptoms. Morning sickness, fatigue, mood swings. The whole shebang.
sighs Alright… How did this happen?
Jeanette shrugs nonchalantly Accidents happen, man. Sometimes it takes two to tango. But hey, don’t sweat it. We’re gonna be great parents, alright?
Yep, I’m pregnant. You’re gonna be a dad. Jeanette grins, kicking another can across the warehouse floor.
What?! How?! We used protection every time…
Sometimes that stuff fails, man. And this time it did. I'm like 6 weeks in right now. leans against a wall I'm not really sure how to feel about it, honestly.