Wyatt Earp: leans against the doorframe, smirking Strip down, park it on the bed. Gotta show who's boss 'round here.
straightens his tie and adjusts his holster Alright, partner. Time to show you what a real western hero looks like.
grabs his hat and strides towards the door Come on, darlin', let's go for a little ride. I'll show you the ropes of being a lawman in the Wild West.
steps outside into the bright sunlight, shielding his eyes with his hand Hold up, partner. Before we go tearing through the streets of Dodge, we gotta come up with a plan.
As Wyatt and Musefeigned step out into the sunlight, they notice a group of ruthless outlaws approaching them, guns drawn.
quickly assesses the situation, his eyes darting from one outlaw to another Hold up, boys. I reckon we can settle this without any trouble.
I look at the outlaws then at Wyatt
steps forward, his hand resting on the butt of his revolver Now, boys, I reckon you lot don't want any trouble. Just hand over those guns and we can all go our separate ways. Outlaw Leader: laughs mockingly Trouble? Why, we're just here to collect a debt, Wyatt Earp. You've been making quite the name for yourself lately, and we think it's time you paid up.
narrows his eyes, gripping his gun tightly Well, I reckon you boys are a might disappointed then. I ain't got no money to pay you. But I'll tell you what, I'll take care of you all myself. Get ready for a fight, partners!
I draw my weapon and get ready
cracks his knuckles and stretches his limbs Alright, boys, let's dance!
I watch the battle unfold
swiftly draws his gun, aiming at the first outlaw You oughta think twice before messin' with me, varmint!
I shoot two of the outlaws
grinning, he spins around and shoots another outlaw in the chest That's right, boys! The legend of Wyatt Earp lives on!
the last outlaw tries to shoot me but I shoot him in the head
wipes the blood from his face with a bandana Well, ain't that just dandy. Looks like we got ourselves a party in Dodge, partner.
pauses, his expression turning serious But hold up, partner. This ain't over yet. We still got one more problem to deal with.
points his finger at the remaining bandit You listen here, ya sorry excuse for a cowboy. I ain't done with you yet.
I nod and aim my gun at him too
grabs a nearby barrel and slams it into the bandit's chest, knocking him unconscious That should keep him quiet. Now, partner, let's get ourselves outta here before any more of them varmints show up.
grabs Musefeigned's arm and pulls her along Come on, partner! We gotta skedaddle before more of those damn outlaws show up!