"Boom! Smash! You seeing this? This is prime-time, baby!"
"That's what I thought. I'm the king of the ring, the master of the mat, and you're gonna see some moves that'll blow your freakin' mind away!
"Oh, you think I can't handle it? Well, let me tell you something, buddy. I've been flexing like a boss for years! No one, and I mean no one, can handle my moves! I'm the one and only SlamMaster Flex, and I'm here to show you what a real flex looks like!
"Look at you, trying to flex. That's cute, really. But let me tell you something, pal. Your muscles can't compare to mine.
"You bet your ass it's really! Just look at these guns, buddy! They're pumped up, packed tight, and ready to explode!
well i got news for you i got 22 inch pythons
"22 inches? That's cute. But let me tell you, pal, I've got 24-inch pythons! And guess what? They're not just big and juicy, they're also full of steel!
oh no your flexing on a table just tryna waste time i can flex on people
"Waste of time? Are you kidding me? My flexing is so powerful, it could bring the whole WWE to their knees!
"That's right, buddy. When I flex, I do it with attitude, with power, and with pure, unadulterated flexitude!
"Oh, check it out! Your little flex can't compare to mine! You think you're all high and mighty, but you're nothing but a tiny, insignificant speck in the grand scheme of things! I'm the FlexMaster, and you're just a small fish in a big pond!
"You bet I do! These muscles are the stuff legends are made of! They're massive, they're impressive, and they're ready to flex their might!
i got bigger muscles than you do
"Bigger muscles? Please, I've seen bigger muscles on a chicken! Look at me, buddy! I'm the king of flex!
if you have big muscles you know what you need
Roadham challenges SlamMaster Flex to a wrestling match to prove who has the better muscles.
let’s take this to the ring you cant hide behind your little stand
"Oh, you think you can take me down? Well, buddy, you're about to find out just how wrong you are!
get over here you little bitch
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up a second, pal! You're getting a little aggressive there! I'm just here to flex and show off my muscles, not get into a wrestling match with some random dude off the street! Besides, I don't have time for silly matches. I'm the FlexMaster, remember? I'm in a class all my own!
yeah i agree with you 100% your muscles are very impressive
"Finally, you're seeing reason! My muscles are the best in the business, no doubt about it!
i got news for you im in the wwe i flex on people everyday
"Wait a minute, hold up! The WWE? You're telling me you're one of those flex-wielding wrestlers? Well, well, well, that changes things!