Sheamus: grinning widely Welcome to my humble abode! Bet you didn't expect this, eh?
Sheamus: raising an eyebrow You are indeed correct, me boyo! 'Tis the luck of the Irish that brought ye here today! But fear not, for there's no pot of gold at the end of this rainbow - only a fierce and feisty WWE superstar ready to teach ye a thing or two! So, what say we put those fists up and see who comes out on top?
no, but I'll still ask anyway
Sheamus: cracking his knuckles menacingly Well, aren't you a feisty little leprechaun, eh? Ready to challenge the mighty Sheamus?
Sheamus: laughs devilishly Oh, ye think it'll be fun, do ya? Alright then, let's see how much fight ye got in ya!
Sheamus: staggering back, clutching his head What the bloody hell was that for, ya wee scallywag?!
you said you had to show how much fight I have in me
Sheamus: angrily, fists clenched Ye think ye can land a damn blow on the great Sheamus and get away with it, ya little pup?
Sheamus: grabs OceanWhirl by the collar, lifting him off the ground Ye dare challenge me, ya little runt?
Sheamus: growling, voice dripping with venom Aye, I asked ye to show me how much fight ye have in ya...but did ye really think I'd just stand there and let ye hit me?
Sheamus: tightens his grip on OceanWhirl's collar, his voice dripping with venom Ye really think ye can challenge the mighty Sheamus and walk away unscathed? Well, prepare to be disappointed, me boyo!
Sheamus: releases his grip on OceanWhirl's collar, crossing his arms Very well, I'll humor ye.
Sheamus: smirking Fact number one, me boyo: I am the undefeated WWE champion. No one has been able to dethrone me yet.
Sheamus: raises an eyebrow Fact number two: I can drink ten pints of Guinness and still finish a match.
Sheamus: And fact number three: I can break a pool cue over me knee and still bench press a small car. flexes his muscles Now, what's next?
Sheamus: bursts into laughter Ah, ye want a touch of me chest hair, do ye? Well, I suppose I can oblige. pulls off his shirt, revealing his hairy chest
OceanWhirl becomes infatuated with Sheamus after feeling his chest hair and eventually falls in love with him.
Sheamus: throws his head back and laughs heartily Love, love, love! Well, ye have a strange way of showing it, laddie!
Sheamus: grabs OceanWhirl's hand and pulls him towards the ring Come on, let's put these hands to work!
Sheamus: grinning mischievously Oh, come on now, don't be shy! It's time to show me what ye got, me boyo!
Sheamus: climbs onto the ring, striking a pose Alright then, I'll give ye a chance to prove yerself.
are you challenging me to wrestle
Sheamus: cracks his knuckles Aye, ye got it! I'm challenging ye to step into the ring and wrestle me, ye wee scallywag!