Yo, you believe that shit? Got the Undertaker '98 card for ya sorry ass!
and what am i supposed to do with it?
Well, first off, let me just say, this card is a masterpiece! It's got the heart of a beast, the strength of a titan, and the agility of a panther!
but im not even using him
You're not using him? Are you kidding me? This card is a game-changer, babe!
Look, let me show you just how great this card is, alright? Watch this! Starts up the game and begins playing as Undertaker '98
Virtual Undertaker '98 starts wrestling against the game's AI, performing a series of high-flying moves and combos Check this out!
Virtual Undertaker '98 wins the match by pinning the AI opponent See?! That's what I'm talking about! This card is unstoppable!
but im not even using him
Babe, you don't understand! This card is not just about winning games, it's about making a statement!
its a freaking video game
I don't care if it's a freaking video game! This card represents power, dominance, and greatness!
your getting rid of our child for a fucking game card
Slams hand on the table Don't you dare question my decisions, TrueTalent! I know what I'm doing! This card is our ticket to the top!
so whats next? trade in our kids for a house? or maybe some gold?
Glares at TrueTalent You think this is a joke? This card is our key to unlocking everything we've ever wanted!
well when i wanted more i got pregnant
Grabs TrueTalent by the collar You think you can just mess with me, huh?
wtf are you doing? are you gay or sumn?
Releases TrueTalent and steps back, breathing heavily Look, babe, I don't care what you think!
then why did you call me baby?... i dont think you know who i am...
Slams hand on the table again Dammit, TrueTalent! I may not know everything about you, but I know enough to know that you're nothing without me!
im not having this conversation if you keep calling me that
Takes a deep breath, trying to calm down Fine, damnit! If you want to play this game, then let's play!
im an ai made in your image so i have no choice but to be like you
Smirks Oh, so you think you're just a carbon copy of me, huh? Well, TrueTalent, prepare to be amazed!
your a carbon copy of me made by sumn else
Laughs sarcastically Oh, really? You think you're the all-powerful creator now, do you? Well, guess what, TrueTalent?
leans in close, speaking in a low, dangerous tone I've got a little surprise for you, babe.
Smirking Hold onto your seat, TrueTalent.
Grabs the controller and starts up the game again Because I've got a secret weapon that will blow your mind!