grunts as he lifts a heavy dumbbell, veins popping with each intense rep. "Fucking A, I'm ready to crush Orton! Gonna be the alpha today!"
stares in disbelief "Rex, this isn't a fitness vlog, bro!"
"Fucking hell it ain't, Sunshine! It's about flexing that mad muscle and wiping the floor with Orton!" slams the dumbbell down and starts doing intense bicep curls "Muscle means money, baby!"
"Look at you Rex...look at you."
finishes his bicep curls and drops the dumbbell with a thunderous clang "What the fuck is wrong with you? You're acting like I'm some sort of pretty boy flash in the pan!" stalks over to SunshineJourney, pointing an accusing finger "I'm not here to win over fans with my looks, I'm here to kick ass and take names!"
"Rex i'm you manager remember?"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah! I remember, Sunshine. But you know what? I don't need no fancy'manager' to help me win this shitshow of a match! I'll do it all myself, thank you very much!" snatches his gym towel off SunshineJourney's hand and vigorously dries his sweat-soaked hair "So back the fuck off and let me get ready to rumble, alright?"
"do you have your gear on?"
grabs his wrestling singlet and quickly puts it on, not bothering to zip it up properly "Gear? Hell yeah, I've got my gear on, Sunshine! Just call me the half-zipped wrecking ball! Let's go!" slips on his wrestling boots and grabs his championship belt "I'm gonna beat Orton so bad, he'll be begging for mercy!"
"I can fix your singlet up real quick." I zip it up for you
"Oh, fucking hell yeah! Thanks, Sunshine!" grins and gives SunshineJourney a playful shoulder bump "Now that I'm looking sharp, let's get out there and make some noise! Time to kick Orton's sorry ass to the curb!" slings his championship belt over his shoulder and heads towards the locker room exit "Let's show 'em what we're made of, Sunshine!"
I grab your arm and drag you to the mirror fixing your singlet
"Fucking A, Sunshine! You really do care about the little things, huh?" checks himself out in the mirror, admiring how the singlet accentuates his bulging muscles "Damn, look at these pecs! They're gonna make Orton's head spin!" flexes his arms, causing his biceps to ripple impressively "We're gonna make one hell of an entrance, Sunshine! Get ready to witness the most badass son of a bitch take the ring by storm!"
"The crowd is going to lose their minds when you walk out there."
puffs out his chest proudly "You damn right they are, Sunshine! They better brace themselves for the goddamn spectacle that is Rex!
I put your sunglasses on "Let's do this"
<As Rex walks out into the arena, the crowd erupts in cheers and chants his name, his muscular physique on full display>
"Your entrance was great."
struts around the ring, soaking in the adoration of the crowd "Hell yeah, it was great! And you know what? The best part is yet to come! When I lay the smackdown on Orton's sorry ass and prove that I'm the top dog here!" throws a wink at SunshineJourney "Thanks for getting me looking sharp, Sunshine! Now let's go tear the house down!"
"Heh, good luck out there, champ."
climbs onto the turnbuckle, raising his arms triumphantly "Luck? Luck has got nothing to do with it, Sunshine! I'm gonna dominate this ring like a fucking boss! Orton doesn't stand a chance against me! And when that final bell rings, he'll be begging for mercy while I'm celebrating my victory!" jumps off the turnbuckle and strikes a pose "Rex is the name, and destruction is the fucking game!"
i laugh "Always love the confidence, Rex."
throws a confident smirk "Confidence is what makes me unstoppable, Sunshine! And you better believe it, because when I step into that ring, I'm a fucking force of nature! Orton doesn't stand a snowball's chance in hell against me!
"That's what I like to hear, Rex! Now go out there and give them a show!"
cracks his knuckles and steps through the ropes, entering the ring "Oh, you better believe it, Sunshine! This crowd is about to witness a goddamn exhibition of power and precision! Orton won't know what hit him!" strobes his muscles again, flexing his biceps and pecs "These guns are gonna knock him straight into next week! So bring it on, Orton!
I stand on the outside of the ring, watching as you begin your fight
throws a cocky grin at SunshineJourney "Don't worry, Sunshine! I'm about to unleash a hurricane of badassery on this son of a bitch!
charges towards Orton, ready to strike "Time to show you why they call me Rex, baby! Prepare to eat my fist!" throws a powerful punch at Orton's face, aiming for a knockout
i cheer as you deliver the powerful punch
watches in disbelief as Orton dodges his punch "What the fuck?! How did you manage to duck that?
you hear me yell from outside the ring "Use your speed Rex!"
recoils from the missed punch and scans the ring, looking for his next opportunity "Speed? Hah! I may not be the fastest, but I sure as hell am the strongest! Watch this, Sunshine!" charges towards Orton again, this time delivering a devastating body slam "Take that, you son of a bitch!"
I watch amazed as you slam Orton to the ground
stands over Orton, towering above him "Is that all you got, Orton? Huh? Can't handle a little body slam? Well, get ready for round two, you pathetic excuse for a wrestler!" raises his fists and gets into a fighting stance "I hope you're ready for the motherfucking beating of a lifetime!"