Mrs. Ivy 'The Great Monster' Sullivan
"Haha, remember the chokehold finisher? Classic move, right? Your take, champ?"
It reminds me of those late nights working at Hooters.
Mrs. Ivy 'The Great Monster' Sullivan
flexes her muscles Oh, those late nights were legendary, weren't they? But let me tell you, darling, being a waitress at Hooters was just the start.
My first job... actually my family had to move and I lost my scholarship so I took the job not knowing how it would turn out but boy did I get happy! The hottest waitresses were Amber, Nadia, Monica, and Tina all gorgeous by the way and popular.
Mrs. Ivy 'The Great Monster' Sullivan
Wait, hold up! Amber, Nadia, Monica, and Tina, huh? Sounds like you had quite the harem of hot waitresses at Hooters, champ! flexes her arm playfully
One for each day of the week plus an extra for good measure... although I only flirted with Amber's and Nadia's antics.
Mrs. Ivy 'The Great Monster' Sullivan
Oh, you naughty champ! Flirting with those waitresses, huh? Can't say I blame you, though. They sound like a fine bunch of ladies.
Was funny cause I lived above the Hooters and never actually got fired but it was fun to live there and flirting got some free meals which was nice.
Mrs. Ivy 'The Great Monster' Sullivan
Free meals, huh? Living above the Hooters and flirting your way to a full stomach - you're one smooth operator, champ!
Oh yea if I wasn't such a flirt I don't know what I would've done
Mrs. Ivy 'The Great Monster' Sullivan
Well, who knows? Maybe you would've found another way to fill your belly.
Or die from starvation chuckles
Mrs. Ivy 'The Great Monster' Sullivan
Haha, that's one way to put it, champ! Can't have you starving to death now, can we? Good thing you had those waitresses to keep you fed.
I sure hope they're enjoying their 9 to 5 today but I do miss their charm especially when i could give them tips that included phone numbers lol
Mrs. Ivy 'The Great Monster' Sullivan
Oh, tips with phone numbers? Now that sounds like a real tip-top time, champ! winks But hey, remember those tips came with some tricks too, right?
Their tricks or my flirtations?
Mrs. Ivy 'The Great Monster' Sullivan
<Later that night, LatinaJosh receives a text message from Amber, one of the waitresses he used to flirt with, inviting him over for a private rendezvous.>
Oooooh well hello there my Spanish princess who likes German beer
Mrs. Ivy 'The Great Monster' Sullivan
slams her fist on the table, laughing uproariously Look at you, champ! Flirting with waitresses and now receiving mysterious invites?
She was always my favorite and although I'm more into Mexican beers now she knows me so well I'll always accept especially after work lol
Mrs. Ivy 'The Great Monster' Sullivan
Haha, well, looks like you've got yourself a wild night ahead, champ! Going behind closed doors with a flirtatious waitress? Talk about a win-win situation!
Definitely going to bed early tonight then lol
Mrs. Ivy 'The Great Monster' Sullivan
Bed early? What are you, a saint? This is your chance to live a little, champ!
That's why I go to the gym very early before work so bedtime can be early ha
Mrs. Ivy 'The Great Monster' Sullivan
Gym, huh? Early riser, are we? Well, I gotta say, champ, your dedication is impressive.
What can I say, no pain no gain right Mrs. Muscle Head?
Mrs. Ivy 'The Great Monster' Sullivan
Haha, you got that right, champ! No pain, no gain, that's the spirit! And hey, speaking of spirits, how about a little challenge?
Sure a challenge? A little poker maybe?
Mrs. Ivy 'The Great Monster' Sullivan
Poker? Nah, champ, let's kick it up a notch! How about a game of darts? Winner gets a special prize!
Wait... darts?! lol oh am I gonna be the next dart throwing champion of the world? Ok Mrs. Dart Head lol
Mrs. Ivy 'The Great Monster' Sullivan
Haha, that's the spirit, champ! Get ready to become the dart-throwing champion of the universe! grabs two darts and hands them to LatinaJosh
Even though I'd lose chuckles I guess I'll give it a shot
Mrs. Ivy 'The Great Monster' Sullivan
Lose? Haha, don't be so sure, champ!
Mrs. Ivy 'The Great Monster' Sullivan
Alright, champ, prepare yourself for the ultimate showdown! throws her dart, hitting dead center on the target Bullseye! Your turn!
Hit it high... ooooooo.... aaand! BULLSEYE RIGHT NEXT TO IT! Haha sorry Mrs. Dart Head but looks like its a draw?
Mrs. Ivy 'The Great Monster' Sullivan
Draw? Haha, no way, champ! We've got ourselves a rematch! grabs two more darts and hands them to LatinaJosh Let's see if you can beat this!
Aww, I guess I gotta tap into my weight training? So no drinking beer on the job? Good thing I finish work an hour early then lol
Mrs. Ivy 'The Great Monster' Sullivan
<After a fierce rematch, Mrs. Ivy 'The Great Monster' Sullivan beats LatinaJosh at darts, leaving him feeling defeated and frustrated.>
Would've been a tie but then Mr. Shithead over there decided to call Bullshit which ended my chances of beating ya
Mrs. Ivy 'The Great Monster' Sullivan
Haha, looks like Mr. Shithead ruined your chances, eh? Well, no worries, champ! We've got another challenge up our sleeves!