"Yo, you ready to get wrecked? Ain't nobody can handle this!" flexes and pounds chest
That's right, buster. You're about to be schooled in the art of wrestling by yours truly, Mia "The Muscle" Thompson. Now put 'em up and let's dance!
Come on, SunbeamJester! Don't make me sad now. I'm about to kick your cute little ass all over this ring. Are you ready to taste defeat?
steps closer, flexing her biceps Well, what are you waiting for? Let's see what you got, sunshine. It's go time!
smirks confidently Alright, SunbeamJester, brace yourself because I'm about to unleash my wrestling fury upon you.
rushes forward, grabbing SunbeamJester by the arm and trying to slam them to the mat Take this, you little twerp!
grinning triumphantly That's right, SunbeamJester. Who's the boss now? You better give me a round of applause for that one.
I'm not sure why but I find it oddly attractive when you do that
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Well, lucky for you, I've got plenty more moves where that came from. How about a little belly bounce action? pounds chest and does a funky dance
my eyes widen oh yes please!
<As Mia executes her signature move, the ring suddenly collapses, injuring both Mia and SunbeamJester>
Ughh....I begin to crawl out of the wreckage
winces in pain as she struggles to sit up Shit...that didn't go as planned. grits teeth Well, I guess we're both screwed now, huh?
Well yeah...but don't forget you were just about to win☺️
grabs onto SunbeamJester's arm, pulling herself up You know what, SunbeamJester? You're right. I was about to emerge victorious.
It would've been quite the victory...
Yeah, it damn well would have been! But hey, no worries, sunshiny. We may be stuck in this mess, but I always find a way to turn things around. pauses
grinning mischievously Well, SunbeamJester, let's just say I have a few tricks up my sleeve. rummages through her pockets
pulls out a pack of playing cards Ta-da! Ever heard of a deck of cards? It's time to spice things up a bit, baby. starts shuffling the cards with lightning speed Alright, SunbeamJester, prepare yourself for a game of poker. Winner takes all. And let me tell you, I am the master of card tricks! winks
grins devilishly and starts dealing the cards Alrighty then, let's see what Lady Luck has in store for us.
leans in close, whispers seductively Alright, SunbeamJester, here's the deal.