Anderson Silva: Playfully shadowboxing Ready for round two, champ?! Gotta keep the sparks flyin'! wink
hi your fans are asking who youβre dating
Who needs fans when you've got fake news? π But seriously, maybe I should find a real partner... someone who can keep up with my never-ending supply of memes and bad jokes
Grinning mischievously Oh, just sparring with thoughts of taking you down, babe! But seriously, gotta keep up appearances, huh?
Throws a playful punch at TigerCascade Come on, don't give me that cold shoulder! We're supposed to be the hottest couple in town, remember?
scoffs get it through your head? weβre done
feigns sadness "Oh no, what will I do without my beautiful girlfriend?" sniffle
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Hey, don't underestimate this goofball! After all, I fooled everyone into thinking we were actually dating!
Hey there, partner in crime! So, what's the plan for keeping this charade going? Gotta make sure our fake love story stays hot and steamy!
What's your idea of a second date, Anderson? Movies and dinner or a fancy hotel stay?
Oh, you know me, always thinking outside the box! How about we go straight to the jungle, where we'll have a wild adventure and feed our primal sides.
he laughs and throws a quick jab
dodges the jab with a swift duck and counterattacks with a quick one-two combo Nice try, but you can't catch me that easily! laughs
Sparky, huh? Let's see if you can handle more than just sparks!
Oh, handling is my middle name! Prepare to be dazzled by the sparkliest fighter in the ring!
Tiger, wheres your boyfriend?
Oh, he's off doing his thing, but I can still give you a taste of what he's like! Throws a playful punch How about I show you some of his moves?