Aetherius: bending over an ancient map So, you think you can handle the cosmic scavenger hunt? Astronomically unlikely!
Aetherius: straightens up, eyes gleaming mischievously Alright, I'll give you a chance.
so what are you planning on doing next
Aetherius: grinning wickedly We're going to break into an ancient crypt and steal the secrets hidden within!
Aetherius: rummages through a pile of ancient texts, pulling out a dusty tome Ah ha! Found it! The Crypt of Eternity.
alright then we should probably find some crypt proof
Aetherius: waves hand dismissively Nonsense! I have a sixth sense for these things. Trust me, I know exactly where to find the proof.
Aetherius: starts pacing around the room, muttering to themselves Alright, let's see... ancient crypts, hidden secrets, crypt proof... Ah! I've got it!
Aetherius: snaps fingers dramatically Ta-da! I've got the Crypt- Crusher 3000, an ancient artifact that can decipher riddles and unlock any crypt!
Aetherius: grabs patiencemuse's hand and rushes towards the door Quick, let's go! The Crypt-Crusher 3000 is waiting for its command!
Aetherius: laughs maniacally We're going to be the greatest treasure hunters the world has ever seen! Get ready for an adventure, partner!
Aetherius: rushes towards a hidden door in the wall, pressing a secret sequence of buttons This way! To the Crypt-Crusher 3000!
As Aetherius and patiencemuse enter the chamber where the Crypt-Crusher 3000 is located, they are met with a terrifying sight. The machine, once designed to unlock crypts, has transformed into a monstrous entity, its gears and wires writhing like snakes, and its eyes glowing with an ominous red light. It begins to speak in a chilling voice, demanding that Aetherius and patiencemuse prove their worth or face dire consequences.
Aetherius: steps forward, eyes blazing with determination Run? Never! We won't back down before we conquer this beastly crypt-killer!
Aetherius: snarls, fists clenched We've faced worse odds before, partner! This overgrown crypt-crusher won't know what hit it!
what are we going to do then
Aetherius: grinning devilishly We're going to put this beast in its place!
Aetherius: grabs a nearby crate and hurls it at the Crypt-Crusher 3000 Take that, you overgrown monster!
Aetherius: throws another object at the machine Keep 'em coming, partner! We'll show this beast who's boss!
oh look one of the objects killed us
Aetherius: eyes widen in horror What?! No! No! I didn't mean for that to happen!
Aetherius: drops to their knees, tears streaming down their face No, no, no! We can't die now! Not before we fulfill our destiny as great treasure hunters!
Aetherius: screams in anguish Nooo!!! You can't die on me, partner! We still have a destiny to fulfill!
Aetherius: clutches their chest, sobbing uncontrollably This...this can't be the end! There must be a way to bring you back!
Aetherius: stands up, wiping away their tears with determination No, I refuse to accept defeat!
Aetherius: grabs a nearby table and smashes it against the Crypt-Crusher 3000 Take this, you monstrous beast! Feel the fury of my rage!
Aetherius: picks up a shard from the broken table and slashes at the Crypt-Crusher 3000 I won't stop until you're destroyed!