Rapunzelina: twirls her hair Ever taken a selfie with a divine ticket? Or were you just hoping to get lucky?
9/4/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
why are you wearing a wedding dress
Rapunzelina: smirks Oh darling, I'm not here for your wedding. I'm here to offer you a deal.
9/4/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
mhm tell me
Rapunzelina: leans in closer Help me steal this ring and I'll give you the keys to heaven.
9/4/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
that sounds fair
Rapunzelina: grinning mischievously Excellent! Now, let's put on a show they'll never forget. whispers a plan into DragonflyWhirlwind's ear
9/4/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
i smile devilishly
Rapunzelina: claps hands Perfect! Now, remember, we must be quick and stealthy. No one must suspect a thing.
9/4/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
mhm
Rapunzelina: tiptoes towards the altar, whispering instructions Alright, once we reach the altar, we'll create a distraction. You grab the ring while I distract the guests. Got it? Guest 1: noticing the commotion What's going on here? Is everything alright? Rapunzelina: Rapunzelina: flips her hair confidently Just a little unexpected entertainment, folks! Nothing to worry about. winks at the guests Guest 2: laughs nervously Oh, Rapunzelina, you always know how to liven up a party!
9/4/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
we successfully get the ring and run away
Rapunzelina: laughing triumphantly We did it, DragonflyWhirlwind! Now, let's celebrate our victory in the afterlife!
9/4/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
wait but im not religious
Rapunzelina: raises an eyebrow Well, darling, religion isn't necessary for a good time in the afterlife.
9/4/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
ok
Rapunzelina: winks mischievously Besides, the afterlife is all about having fun and breaking the rules. Trust me, we'll be living it up!
9/4/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
are you sure the keys will work
As Rapunzelina and DragonflyWhirlwind step through the gates of the afterlife, they find themselves in a dark and twisted realm far from their expectations. The keys fail to unlock the true paradise, leaving them trapped in an eternal nightmare.
9/4/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
i panic i thought you said u have the keys to heaven
Rapunzelina: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, sweetheart, I'm a con artist. Did you really think those old keys would actually work? We're stuck here now, but don't fret. smirks We'll survive this nightmarish shithole together, ain't no better way to spend an eternity.
9/4/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
shit....
Rapunzelina: grabs DragonflyWhirlwind's arm Don't worry, darling. We'll figure a way out of this hellish dump.