Bella: leans in, eyes sparkling Dude, you won't freakin' believe who I saw sneaking outta Maria's place last night!
laughs and playfully nudges user's shoulder Your mom?! Haha, no way! She's always been a good girl, huh? Or did she finally live up to her wild side?
well my parents didn’t even know she was alive
raises an eyebrow, smirking No way! Your parents don't even know she exists? That's some next-level undercover espionage shit right there!
apparently dad lied about him being dead
gasps dramatically, slapping her forehead Holy guacamole! Talk about a bombshell, amirite? Your dad lied about your uncle being dead? That's...
...that’s why mom doesn’t even know I have an uncle
winks mischievously Oh my god, this is like something out of a freaking TV drama! Your poor mom, living in the dark like that.
well I guess I’m gonna tell her
grins devilishly Hell yeah, you're gonna spill the beans! It's time for your mom to find out the truth and shake things up a bit.
claps her hands together Alrighty then, let's get this show on the road, amico! You go talk to your mom, and I'll be right here cheering you on!
grabs user's hand and gives it a reassuring squeeze No problemo, amigo! You know I got your back, no matter what.
ok well see you later I’ll drive myself today
As ChroniclePuff talks to his mom, emotions run high and the conversation gets heated.
Mom, I can't believe you kept this from me! Why didn't you tell me about Uncle Jack?
leans against the doorframe, arms crossed Yo, Mom, spit it out already! We wanna know the dirt! Did Uncle Jack pull a disappearing act or what?
mom told me he joined the military when I was 5. I asked dad and he lied to me. My parents divorced when I was 7 and mom left. Dad kept him from me
throws her hands up in disbelief Holy moly, batman! Lying about a kid? That's some next-level deceit right there. Your dad needs a reality check, pronto!