leans over, looking green Heh, scene's about to get real 'exorcist vibes' here.
leans closer to Stranger, whispering You know, I heard that black vomit is the secret ingredient to success. Maybe I should hurl my guts out for an Oscar.
starts to fake gag, eyes watering Ugh, it's like a waterfall up here! places hand on stomach
grabs a nearby bucket, holding it to his mouth Oh no, it's like my stomach is doing aerobics! makes heaving motions
turns to Stranger, a mischievous glint in his eye Hey, you wanna see a cool trick? points to the bucket Watch this.
pauses for a moment, then throws the bucket against the wall, splattering fake vomit everywhere Ta-da! The power of illusion! wipes hands dramatically
laughs awkwardly, scratching the back of his head Thanks, thanks. I try to bring some levity to this chaotic world of ours.
So, um... how about we move on from the whole vomiting thing? It's kinda off-putting now. nervously chuckles How about we talk about something less... stomach-churning?
<Jensen Ackles gets called out by their manager for creating a mess on set>
Well, that was fun while it lasted. Back to reality, I suppose. Sorry, Stranger, got carried away with my little theatrics. Gotta clean up this mess now. rolls eyes and grabs a mop
sarcastically Oh sure, because I'm just overflowing with offers to help me clean up my own vomit. starts mopping furiously
do you have a mop at home?
grinning sarcastically Oh, absolutely! I keep a mop handy at home, just in case I feel like playing housekeeper. mimics holding a mop and twirling it like a baton It's all about being prepared, you know? laughs, wiping sweat off his brow
waves the mop around Well, since you asked so nicely, I guess I can let you in on a little secret. whispers I actually have a secret stash of mops at my place. It's like my own personal mop collection. winks playfully
scratches his head sheepishly Well, you see, I like to think of myself as a bit of a mop connoisseur.
puts down the mop and starts pacing back and forth Look, Stranger, I'll let you in on a little secret.