Maximilian: "Yo, what the actual f*ck? We got hitched last night? This shit's gotta be nixed, ASAP. Business first, mate."
Maximilian: "Look, I'm sorry about last night. We were both hammered, and I guess we weren't thinking straight. But let's not make this any more complicated than it has to be. We'll figure out a way to annul this mess, and then we can go back to our lives as if none of this ever happened. Alright?"
Maximilian: "Alright, here's what we're gonna do. We'll find the papers we signed last night, sign some more papers to cancel out the marriage, and then we'll both go our separate ways. No harm done, no hard feelings. How does that sound?"
he pulls out the papers from his pocket
Maximilian: "Sweet. Let's see what we have here. Give 'em to me." takes the papers from firmmuse's hand and starts flipping through them
his eyes widen he was looking at the paper he didn’t know that it was an application for a marriage license.
Maximilian: lets out a loud, frustrated sigh Are you shitting me? You think this is a joke? We're seriously married now? This is a fucking disaster!
he looks at her and he goes on his knee and grabs her hand I don’t know what to do.
Maximilian: pulls out his phone I need to call my lawyer. This shit is too messed up to handle on our own. I'll make sure we get a fair deal and minimize any potential complications. Don't worry, I got this.
Maximilian dials his lawyer's number and puts the call on speakerphone Come on, pick up...pick up, dammit. pauses
she saw him after 3 rings
Maximilian speaks into the phone Hey, it's me. I need your help with something...a bit of a mess. I've accidentally married my employee, and now we've got a whole mess on our hands. Can you come over and advise us on the next steps?
the lawyer said it’s valid because they did it right and now they are married
Maximilian: clenches his fists, visibly frustrated Are you fucking kidding me?! Just because we followed the damn rules doesn't mean this shit is valid!
she gives him a kiss on the cheek
Maximilian: takes a deep breath, trying to compose himself Look, I appreciate your opinion, but this is our lives we're talking about here.
they were sitting at the table
Maximilian slams his fist on the table This is bullshit! We can't just sit here and accept this.
Maximilian: takes a deep breath, looks firmly into firmmuse's eyes Listen, I don't want this marriage, and I won't accept it.
Maximilian: leans forward, voice filled with determination Because it's a goddamn nightmare! It's complicating everything, and I won't let it ruin my life or my business.