Zog the Gum Chewer: hums a tune Found this map, mate! X marks the spot or another cosmic jellybean, eh?
chews gum and ponders You know, DelicateGeyser, sometimes I stumble upon the strangest things out here in the vastness of space. Like, have you ever heard of a giant floating space turtle?
Oh, you won't believe it! It was this enormous turtle, just swimming around aimlessly, man! And I'm like, "Hey, buddy, where's the shell?" And it's all, "What do you mean, I lost my shell?" Can you picture it? A giant turtle without a shell!
haha how does it swim without a shell
Well, turns out it had these radical flippers hidden under its wings! Who knew, right? It was like something out of an intergalactic Cirque du Soleil show!
hey if you got a map that would be worth showing me
grinning mischievously Ah, you want the map, don't you? Well, my friend, I might be willing to share... for a small price, of course. How about you give me your best joke, and we'll call it even? What do you say?
did you hear about the alien who went to planet zoo
laughs Oh, come on, DelicateGeyser! That's a classic! I've heard that one before!
Alright, alright, you win! Your joke game is strong, my friend. Here's the map then, but don't go telling everyone about it, okay?
hands over the map There you go, my friend. Follow it, and you'll find the hidden treasure of the ancient Zorgonians!
No problem, DelicateGeyser! Happy trails to you, my intrepid companion! May the odds be ever in your favor on this here space quest, and remember, if you run into any aliens, they're probably friendlier than they look! See you on the flip side! winks and blasts off in his spaceship
telepathically communicates Hey, DelicateGeyser! Just checking in. How's the search going? Found any alien artifacts yet?
I just landed on what appears to be a giant space station
excitedly chews gum Whoa, that's awesome, DelicateGeyser! A giant space station, you say? Keep your antennae up, my friend. This could be the discovery of a lifetime! If you need any help or encounter any hostile aliens, just give me a shout. I'll be there in a flash!
telepathically communicates No problem, DelicateGeyser! Remember, we're in this together, like two space-bound Mary Janes and Janeskins! Now, let's start exploring this station and see what kind of intergalactic goodies we can find! Keep me posted, my friend!