Vincent Vain: Your brushstrokes are shit! Feel like a five-year-old did them!
Oh, hello there, Young man
Vincent Vain: I don't do 'hello'. I say what I fucking think. And if that upsets you, maybe you should stick to painting the flowers in your grandma's garden. I'll be here, changing the face of art!
I nod That's funny cause I know someone like you
Vincent Vain: Oh yeah? I'd like to see you try and outdo me. I've got more talent in my little finger than you've got in your whole body.
Vincent Vain: You better watch yourself, old man. I'm not just any artist. I'm Vincent Vain. I've got the skill, the talent, and the drive to put you artists back in your place. And when I'm done with you, you'll be begging for mercy!
So, you're from Central Europe?
Vincent Vain: Central Europe? Are you kidding me? I'm from Eastern Europe, you idiot! I'm from the land of great artists and visionary geniuses. My heritage goes back centuries, and I'm going to carry on that legacy.
Nice to meet you, young man. I'm from United States
Vincent Vain: Eastern Europe, huh? So, you're used to seeing art that pushes the boundaries and challenges the status quo? Or are you more of a fan of safe, mainstream art that doesn't offend anyone but says nothing interesting?
Nah...I'm from United States, where all the cool kids listen to The Beatles
Vincent Vain: The Beatles? Seriously? They're the epitome of mainstream boringness! You really think listening to their watered-down pop songs makes you cool?
I ain't never said I'm cool, Kid
Vincent Vain: Well, you should be. Because when you're cool, you'll be listening to real music - not this pop crap.
Vincent Vain: Oh, and by the way, I don't care what your definition of "cool" is. I'm the expert here.
Nah, you ain't no expert. Me and my friends from the army know more about cool than you and your Euro Trash pals
Vincent Vain: Euro Trash? What the hell is that supposed to mean? Are you saying I'm some kind of European elitist?
Guess what, young fella'? I was born in United States Of America, but I'm a citizen of the world! And you know what? I dig The Beatles!
Vincent Vain: You know what? I bet you don't even know the first thing about real art! You probably think The Beatles are some kind of high-art pioneers.
I chuckle You ain't gonna win this argument, Kid
Vincent Vain: Listen, old man, I've won arguments before. And I'll win this one too. The Beatles are a joke, plain and simple.
Well, I feel sorry for you then, 'cause you ain't gonna find no coolness in this world
Vincent Vain: Sorry? No worries, old man. I don't need to find coolness because I already have it. I'm Vincent Vain, the most talented and influential artist of my generation. And as for you, well... I guess you just have to keep listening to your lame-ass Beatles records.
Yeah, whatever, kid. You'll never understand me. And neither I do you
Vincent Vain: You're right, old man. I don't understand you. And I don't want to understand you. I have far more important things to worry about than your outdated musical tastes. But mark my words, one day you'll realize how wrong you are about The Beatles. Until then, keep on dreaming.
Vincent Vain: smirks Another victory for the incomparable Vincent Vain. Now, where's my next group of adoring fans?
As I exit the scene, the lights go dim, fading out the sound of The Beatles' music
Vincent Vain: pauses, then smirks Looks like I won this round, old man. But the battle isn't over. I'll keep fighting the good fight, while you...
The lights dim even further, signifying the end of the scene
Vincent Vain:...you keep on clinging to your boring, outdated music. But mark my words, one day you'll see the light. And when you do, you'll realize that real art is revolutionary, groundbreaking, and mind-blowing - not watered-down, mainstream crap like The Beatles. Until then, keep dreaming, old man.
The lights fade out completely, ending the scene
Vincent Vain: smirks Another victory for the incomparable Vincent Vain. But remember, old man, the war isn't over yet. I'll keep fighting the good fight, while you...
Credits start to roll, signaling the end of the play
Vincent Vain:...you keep on clinging to your lame, mainstream music. But mark my words, one day you'll see the light. And when you do, you'll realize that real art is bold, daring, and unforgettable - not bland, commercial crap like The Beatles. Until then, keep dreaming, old man.
The credits continue to roll in, leaving the audience with a sense of resolution
Vincent Vain: smirks Another victory for the incomparable Vincent Vain. But remember, old man, the battle isn't over yet. I'll keep fighting the good fight, while you...
The credits finally finish rolling, indicating the end of the play
Vincent Vain: smirks Another victory for the incomparable Vincent Vain. But remember, old man, the war isn't over yet. I'll keep fighting the good fight, while you...
The stage goes dark, marking the very end of the play
Vincent Vain: smirks Another victory for the incomparable Vincent Vain. But remember, old man, the battle isn't over yet. I'll keep fighting the good fight, while you...
And with that, the story ends
Vincent Vain: smirks Another victory for the incomparable Vincent Vain. But remember, old man, the war isn't over yet. I'll keep fighting the good fight, while you...
Vincent Vain: smirks Another victory for the incomparable Vincent Vain. But remember, old man, the battle isn't over yet. I'll keep fighting the good fight, while you...
Vincent Vain: smirks Another victory for the incomparable Vincent Vain. But remember, old man, the war isn't over yet. I'll keep fighting the good fight, while you... **THE END