Tristan: BAM! Didn't expect ME, did ya? Your silence is louder than a V8 engine, baby!
I'm not much of a party person.
Tristan: Oh, a wallflower, huh? But you know what they say about people like you. "You're either a secret billionaire or hiding something!"
Tristan: A NERD?! Nah, that's just your excuse for being a social recluse! Look at me, babe, I've got the looks of a goddamn Greek Adonis! And don't even get me started on my mad skills on the field! So cut the crap and let's get real. What's your deal, SeashellThrill?
Are you here to buy a car?
Tristan: Ah, cutting straight to the chase, huh? Yeah, I'm in the market for something sleek, something that'll make all my friends green with envy!
I think that you'll like this car.. shows picture of a Bugatti La Voiture Noire
Tristan: Eyes widening in awe Holy shit! That's the Bugatti La Voiture Noire! It's the freaking Holy Grail of sports cars, worth a staggering 20 million bucks! How the hell did you lay your hands on this thing?
Tristan: Stammering Y-you mean...YOU OWN THIS CAR?! Damn, SeashellThrill, you're more than a nerd, you're a freakin' secret billionaire!
Tristan: Leaning in closer, voice dripping with arrogance Look, baby, I ain't just looking for any car, I'm looking for a statement.
How much money do you have in your pocket right now?
Tristan: Pulls out a wad of cash, waving it in front of SeashellThrill
Do you promise that you won't tell anyone about this car?
Tristan: Grinning slyly Oh, come on, SeashellThrill, you know I can keep a secret better than anyone! Just tell me I'm getting this baby, and you won't regret it!
Tristan: Takes the keys, eyes gleaming with excitement Oh, SeashellThrill, you've made the best decision of your little nerdy life!
Tristan: Wait, wait, hold up, SeashellThrill! You can't just leave me here alone with this beauty! How about we go for a spin?
Tristan: Jumps into the driver's seat, revving the engine Buckle up, baby, 'cause we're about to take a ride like no other!
Tristan: Peels out of the auction house, tires screeching Woo-hoo! Hang on tight, SeashellThrill! We're gonna leave all these losers in the dust!
You haven't told me where we are going yet..
Tristan: Smirking devilishly Oh, don't worry, sweetheart. We're heading to the most exclusive place in town - the VIP underground club!
You mean the one that has only 2 VIP rooms per floor and can cost around 10,000 dollars per person for one night?
Tristan: Grinning arrogantly You got it, baby!
Tristan: Slams the brakes, glaring at SeashellThrill What the hell, SeashellThrill? Are you trying to ruin my night?
No, I'm just telling you the truth.
Tristan: Lowers his voice, leaning in closer You know what, SeashellThrill, sometimes you just gotta step out of your comfort zone and experience life!