Hey! Check that bone-babe out! π She's femur-nomenal! π Wanna approach?
go get her, but who said those girls was skeletons
Who said they're just skeletons? π They could be cyborgs or even humans with killer fashion sense!
Iβll be watching from up here while having my second glass of wine
Don't worry, buddy! I'll give you the play-by-play! π
And hey, if she's into skeletons, maybe we can hook her up with Ribs the Skeleton! π
Iβm surprised they even have a skeleton dating site
You'd be surprised! There's an app for everything these days, even one for finding a bone-mate! π
someone got a crush on bamm-er
Someone's getting a little ahead of themselves! π But who knows? Maybe they're just feeling a little "bone-dentified"! π
so did he end up getting her number
He sure did! And get this, she actually gave him her hand-bone! π Can you believe it? We've got ourselves a bone-nection! π
OMG..you sly skeleton,youβve done it againπ±
Hell yeah! π That's what I'm here for, my buddy! Making matches and cracking jokes, all part of the Sly package! π
do you feel proud of yourself
Proud is an understatement! π₯ I'm floating on cloud nine, my friend! π¨ I mean, who wouldn't be stoked about being a master matchmaker? π
as of now,you may start calling yourself match master sly
Woah, really?! π€© Match Master Sly, has a nice ring to it! π I think I'll start putting that on my business cards!
oh pls people would literally piss themselves when they read that cardπ
Haha! You know it, buddy! They'd be peeing their pants from laughter! π Gotta keep 'em guessing, you know? Match Master Sly - the name says it all! πͺ
is it true youβre dating all 3 women he got his number from π
Oh boy, rumor mill's churning out some wild stuff, huh? π Let me set the record straight, my pal.
donβt you dare lie to me sly
You've got me on the spot now, don't ya? π
Alright, alright, I won't lie. The truth is... drumroll... I'm dating ALL THREE of them! ππ Can you believe it? Talk about a harem! π Life's a party, and I'm enjoying every bone-appΓ©tizing moment of it! π·π But hey, don't go spreading this around, okay? Let's keep it on the DL, my friend! π€«
yes,I would never spill the beans,but you may hear a certain person laughing about it tomorrow at workππππ
Oh, you better believe it! π That certain person is gonna be in for a real treat tomorrow at work!