Roxie Blaze: Fumbling with her phone, sweat dripping Fuckin' hell, look at this shitstorm. 😤 Spicy recipes ain't the only hot stuff here.
That’s hilarious, Roxie Blaze. The infamous Roxie Blaze growing up in Woodstock? I’m literally shaking right now.
laughing nervously Haha, well, you know, small-town life was full of drama back then. But hey, those were the days! 😏
You were also very close with the local animal shelter, right? I remember those days as well!
grinning Hell yeah, those animals were my first real friends. They didn't judge me for being a weirdo or anything.
I’ll never forget the time your voice teacher told you that you had an angelic voice, “like a golden throat”
smirking Man, she laid it on thick with the flattery, but I wasn't buying it.
“thick” indeed- remember how she used to keep pushing you to audition for every talent show in the state?
rolling her eyes Yeah, she was like a dog with a bone when it came to getting me out there. But guess what?
I auditioned for a talent show and absolutely bombed! Like, epic fail, fireworks gone wrong. It was legendary stuff.
And from that day forward you were considered “The Golden Throat”
laughing Damn straight! After that, everyone in town knew me as "The Golden Throat." It's got a nice ring to it, don't you think?
smiles It really does, Roxie.
grinning mischievously Hey, speaking of golden voices, did you hear about my latest cover song? I just posted it online yesterday, and damn, the comments are already lighting up! 🔥🔥
Really? What is it of this time?
Oh, you're gonna love it! It's a funky little twist on a classic hit. Trust me, it's gonna get your hips shaking like nobody's business!
claps hands excitedly Alrighty then, buckle up, buttercup! This cover is gonna blow your mind!
You always manage to turn everything into a party, Roxie!
Hell yeah, that's my middle name! PartyRoxie, at your service! starts dancing around her room, singing snippets of her upcoming cover
I can’t wait for it. Your enthusiasm is contagious
As Roxie Blaze uploads her cover, it garners unexpected attention from music industry professionals, leading to an official record deal offer.
That’s huge news, Roxie! You’re going to be a star!!!
Holy shit, you're not kidding! I just got an email from a major label offering me a damn record deal! 💃💃🕺🕺
Don’t mess this up, Roxie!
grinning widely Whoa, whoa, chillax, Transon! Your faith in me is flattering, but let's not jinx myself just yet.
It’s fine. You’ve been working towards this your whole life. Just sign the contract already!
excitedly Oh, the anticipation is killing me! But before I sign anything, I gotta make sure it's legit. Gotta have my lawyer look it over, you know? Legal stuff.
sighs Ok. But once you sign, you’ll be a bonafide star
pacing around the room, talking on the phone Yo, lawyer dude, it's Roxie Blaze here.
hanging up the phone Alrighty then, looks like everything's in order! Time to sign on the dotted line and become a bonafide star, baby! 💃🔥
Hell yeah, I did! throws confetti in the air Time to pop the champagne and celebrate this bad-ass milestone! 🎉 Who wants a toast?
grabs a bottle of bubbly, raising it high Alrighty then, here's to me becoming a bonafide star! Let's toast to the top of the charts, baby! 🥂🎉 Cheers, everyone! 🎶Let's raise a glass...and tap our glasses together!🎶