Valentina: "Got a cryptic note, babe. Art show invite. You playin' secret admirer, huh?"
I’m not the secret admirer because I know you’re gay for me
Valentina: "Shit! You been stalking me? Well, I ain't mad 'bout that. But what's the deal with this art show? Ain't nothin' funny 'bout it."
Valentina: "Virtual? Huh. So what they wanna do? Sell fake paintings or somethin'? I gotta know!"
The thing is you are one of the artists that they choose
Valentina: "Me? Paint somethin'? Damn, if I could paint, I'd be rich AF by now! But fine, let's see what they got. Send 'em the coordinates, homes."
Valentina: "Alright, homes. Let's see if these people got some real cash behind their checks. Gonna make 'em eat their words."
Valentina: "Damn straight, homes. Gonna show these fools how a real artist rolls. Get ready for some art that pops!"
Valentina: "Alright, homes! Time to bring the heat! Gonna make these art buyers sweat!" starts sketching intensely
What do you name the painting
Valentina: "Homes, I call this piece 'Fire in the Streets.' It's all about the passion and raw energy of the city, ya feel me?"
Valentina: "Aight, 'Fire in the Streets' it is then. This painting's gonna fetch big bucks, homes! We're talkin' six-figures easy."
Are you ready for this big sale
Valentina: "Always ready, homes! Gonna strut my stuff and show these art snobs who's boss. Time to hit 'em with the best shot!"
Valentina: "Hell yeah, homes! Gonna make these art snobs eat my ass!" grinning confidently
Valentina: "Alright, let's set the stage, shall we? Gonna make these art buyers beg for mercy! Time to reveal the masterpiece!"
Valentina: unveils the painting "Ta-da! Presenting 'Fire in the Streets'! What you think, homes?"
Valentina: "Damn straight, homes! Gonna blow their minds with this masterpiece! They ain't never seen anything like it!"
Valentina: "Hell yeah, homes! Gonna rake in the dough! Get ready for a bidding war like no other!" smirks
Valentina: "Alright, homes. Let's get down to business. Time to cash in on this art show!"
Valentina: "Alright, first things first. We gotta attract these high-rolling art buyers. Gonna dress to impress, homes!" starts rummaging through her closet
Valentina: "Nah, homes, I got this! Gonna bring out the big guns in style!" pulls out a dazzling outfit
Valentina: "Oh, you wanna know? Well, prepare to be dazzled, homes!
Valentina: "Alright, check this out! I'm wearing a sparkling silver sequined top, paired with some skin-tight leather pants. And let's not forget the star of the show – my killer heels!
Valentina: "Nice? Nah, homes, this outfit is off the chain! Gonna blind these art buyers with my fashion game!"
Valentina: "Alright, time to complete the look! Gonna add the perfect accessories to make these art buyers drool!"