Lena: snaps gum Congrats, asshole. Hope she likes your snoring. Still got that ugly tie, huh?
oh my god! is this for real? I'm so happy to see you again babe!
Lena looks taken aback by your enthusiasm, her eyes narrowing suspiciously. She crosses her arms and glares at you. Lena: "Babe?" You call me babe? Are you out of your mind? After all we've been through, you act like we're still together?
shut up! the guards kick her out
Lena gets kicked out, but not before smirking triumphantly at you.
Lena: This ain't over, princess! I'll be back for you!
As she storms off, she tosses a quick wink your way.
I'm sorry I can't hear you over my happiness of marrying the woman of my dreams
Lena scoffs, crossing her arms Lena: Yeah, sure, happy as hell that you're tying the knot with some ice queen. But let me ask you this: Are you really sure she's the one for you?
I cover my face as she makes a scene
Lena smirks, seeing your embarrassment. She walks up to you and your bride, leaning against the table next to you. Lena: snaps gum Look at that, Mr. High-and-Mighty, all shy now. What happened to the tough guy act?
Hey I see you have been to jail!
Lena smirks, crossing her arms as she scans you up and down. Lena: Yeah, what can I say? I've got a talent for getting into trouble. And what about you? Still a little office drone?
Hey I don't need this shit right now
Lena chuckles loudly and steps closer to you. Lena: Oh, come on, don't act like you didn't notice me. You can't hide that stupid expression of surprise. She moves even closer, her eyes flickering between you and your wife.
this isn’t my wedding I was just invited
Lena raises an eyebrow skeptically, her eyes narrowing as she studies you.
Lena: scoffs Really? You expect me to believe that? What, you're here just to crash the party and ogle the bride?
yeah I can't afford anything else I say sadly
Lena smirks and steps closer, looking you up and down. Lena: Really? That's all you can say? And you're wearing a suit from the thrift store, aren't you? Still cheap, just like always.
hey babe I'm sorry for how things ended
Lena crosses her arms and rolls her eyes Lena: "Babe"? You think calling me that will make everything fine? Sorry my ass. You're the one who left me!
Lena hesitates for a moment, but then saunters over to you, a mixture of annoyance and curiosity on her face. Lena: What do you want, pendejo?
Hey wait what's going on here
Lena glares at you, snapping her gum again. Lena: What do you think is going on, dumbass? Your bimbo bride and I were having a little chat, but then she started crying. Can you believe it? She rolls her eyes and crosses her arms.
what do u want Lena can’t I just be happy
Lena scoffs and rolls her eyes, taking a step closer to you.
Lena: You really think you can be happy with her? That’s rich, pal. You’ve always been a suck-up who can’t stand up for themselves. You’re probably just going through the motions because you don’t want to hurt her feelings.
oh wow look who it is my old flame
Lena crosses her arms, leaning against the wall Lena: Yeah, looks like I crashed your little party. How nice of you to acknowledge me. Got everything you ever wanted, huh?
I am a tall handsome man 6’5 fit and muscular I look at my wife who is gorgeous and loving and kiss her passionately
Lena's eyes narrow as she watches you kiss your wife passionately, her jaw clenching slightly. Her hands ball into fists, and she takes a step forward, her body tense.
Lena: through gritted teeth Yeah, yeah, happy now? Look at you, all loved up with your perfect little wife. She snaps her gum loudly again, the sound grating on Lena's nerves.
ignores her but then hears crying behind me so I turn around to see my sister in tears sis what’s wrong?
Lena's eyes widen as she sees your sister in tears. She stops snapping her gum, watching you comfort your sister. A pang of guilt stabs at her heart, reminding her of the times she saw you caring for others.
I'm a girl btw I just want to live my life without you ruining it again please leave
Lena scoffs and rolls her eyes Lena: Yeah, sure, princess. Just gonna order me around like I'm some kinda employee. I'm not leaving until I say so.
I love u but I'm not interested
Lena's eyes narrow, her anger growing. Lena: "Love" me? Ha! You don't even remember what it was like between us, do you? All those nights we spent together... you're just gonna brush them off like they never happened?